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bhoywhonder

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  1. bhoywhonder

    Sunderland

    http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/inevitable-4-in-a-row-t.1009529/ Was available same day. How f*cking predictable! Bless those small-time c*nts!
  2. All over the place quite frankly. But scored a goal to piss off the window-licking dullards down the road, so for that he's forgiven.
  3. bhoywhonder

    Sunderland

    Its been over a week...no commemorative t-shirt?
  4. Forgot he was on the pitch today. Twice. Which means I actually forgot that I had forgot that he was on the pitch.
  5. "Good evening Ladies and Gentle Men. We are....tonight's entertainment"
  6. bhoywhonder

    Sunderland

    RTG talking bollocks? Surely not... Love the bit in bold - class journalism! http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/sunderland-fans-are-fattest-in-premier-league-report-1-1503708
  7. bhoywhonder

    Sunderland

    The state of that mackem man..... I imagine he's had to explain 'FTM' to plenty of Thai hookers in Pattaya trying vainly to tug him off. "It means F*ck The Mags pet, mags are jawdee kernts, deluded fat gravy-stained horse punching....." "Yes ok. Can we stop now, I cant find it under these folds. You want money back again?"
  8. I wonder if that's an official job title? 'What do you do?', 'I'm the Boss'. 'The Big Boss?' 'Aye......even my PA has a PA"
  9. Look at Sir Bobby in that photograph. Stoic and unshakable in his ethos even in the face of unrelenting media criticism. Such pride, such dignity... Look at Taylor in that photograph. The snood and wig combine to make a perfect facsimile of a giant foreskin, tugged down to reveal a monochrome bell-end. Such pride, such dignity....
  10. bhoywhonder

    Sunderland

    Odd that despite their bravado, they appear sh*t scared of facing our strongest 11 at any time. They were praying for injuries and straight reds last night, believe me. It's not their cup final, It's their f*cking world. We are, and will always be, the raison d'etre for a very large proportion of their following. FTM RTF marra.
  11. From what ive seen of the mackems they seem to base 90 percent of their game on sitting back, soaking up pressure and relying on the odd break-away attack. This is why they grind out awful 0-0 and 1-1 draws all the time, win about 1 in 8 and when it goes wrong (Soton, City) they get their arses handed to them. If the midfield do their job properly and cut this out at source then thats 10% left for speculative shots and punted crosses. Even with the wobblyness of Dummet and Alnwick, and providing colo is on his game it should be pretty straightforward to avoid our goal being peppered from every angle. So sh*t boring draw then.
  12. Abysmal today, again. He redeemed himself a while back, but his boom-bust cycle is right in the sh*tter ATM.
  13. Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far. I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof)
  14. Nah Alan 'treadwater' Pardew and his 40-pointed water wings will bob about for just long enough. Manager of the Month doncha know.
  15. So approx 200 mins play, 8 goals conceded. The mackems will be chimping themselves silly for friday.....
  16. Riviere man. Not one to jump to conclusions, but we've been sold a pup there.
  17. http://cuboidal.org/lebowski-treehorn/images/11-theresult.jpg Well I enjoyed it!
  18. Wait til Sunday man, the f*cker will be in a sweet shop in Kilmarnock #ObscureRef
  19. FFS, no pressure catch fumbled, benteleb unmarked. Playing catch up for no reason. Balls.
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