bhoywhonder

Hope this charlatan is getting the hairdryer treatment as we speak. This can't be a standard 'sorry Alan, it hasn't worked' deal, this lying sh*thouse can't be allowed to ruin another team, ever.

"Sensational Goalkeeping", "Obertan was like chariots of fire there". Actual commentary, Everything that could go wrong just has gone wrong.....

"A wry smile from the manager". Balls.

Anyone else's stream perfectly legal viewing picking up all that abuse from the crowd?

"Well, Abeed's sending off made it difficult......"

Class defending!

Having binned my season ticket I watched it in the Cumberland Arms with a fellow abstainee. Almost gave it a miss, but couldn't help myself. Three minutes in, someone sidles up....."sh*te him like". Another chimes in "Cabella, f*cking p*ss weak". No-ones enjoying it, but we're all here. WE are here. Little bald bloke laughs when Hull go one up. Couple others join in but it turns out he's a mackem. "Whey, No-where's showing the Sun'lun match!"... Have a bit craic on with him - ex fireman from Blaydon, turns out he knew my old man - Tynemouth station, white watch. "Divvent worry mate, never any botha in here. Pint?" More in common with him than any of those c*nts on the pitch. By the end, everyones shaking their heads. Is it worth it? Cisse's second made me punch the air - it's instinctive, it can't be helped. Every godforsaken minute. Every achingly-poor match, every s*** season, every sub-standard player, every scheister manager, the snake-oil salesmen owners and hateful sociopathic sponsors....they won't outlive us. Ashley and pardew drove me from the ground. But they won't drive this club from my heart. Never.

For what i've learnt about Jonas tonight, I will gladly kick pardew in his sac until my calves can no longer take it. And then knee them until my thighs seize up. Then..... upper body joints, then neck.

Awful news. All the best Jonas. Dont use this as point-scoring against the regime. Not on this thread anyway.

Bloody hell, a lot of time and effort went into fixing that poll and subsequently adding those comments! "So yeah, welcome to sunderland.....sorry about the smell of urine, but there really is very little to do around here"

Sick of Carver's radge packet act, his stock has dropped dramatically since this incedent and quite frankly, he can f*ck right off. This club is toxic from top to bottom. Edit - NPW yet again, god f*cking DAMMIT!

I'm trying to picture what a 60 metre screen will look like up there, it that roughly the size of the ones at the Emirates? Typical ashley, not only does he insist on plastering the place with garish tacky sh*t, it has to be the biggest garish tacky sh*t in the entire country.

Scored the winner against Juve that campaign! Whole ground went mental but even amid the euphoria I remember thinking "He never meant that mind......"

Precisely. It's like having to choose between finding a lump in your ballsack or seeing blood in your sh*t. Talk about lowered expectations.

This perfectly shows up pardews absolute ineptitude, hopefully hastening his exit not only from this job, but ruining his chances of further employment. I fucking hate the c*nt for how he's made me want to urge my team to lose, just to rinse him out of the place. Its my dearest wish that the next time SdJ kicks a ball, it will be for somebody who knows what he's doing.

Genuine question - why did Bobby pick him? This is before my time. He wasn't good enough in the end was he? At the time Steve Bull was an absolute beast who seemed to score everytime he was on the pitch...SBR played to his strengths when needed and stuck a few direct balls over the top, which Bull stuck away. I seem to remember he would shrug off defenders from the likes of Tunisia or Albania, but yeah, ultimately he couldnt cut it against more 'intelligent' defenders, and his international career was cut short once 'do i not like that' came in.

I would argue Sir Bobby's England squad was the best in recent memory, picking the best available players in their position regardless of their team's division. The fact that one of the 'big teams' hadn't managed to sign the likes of Gary Pallister or Steve Bull didn't (and shouldn't) rule them out of contention for the national team.

Not proven in PL + no-one else in for him + not full international = sh*te (#mackemlogic) Only joking, well done to little old sunderland, I will now spend the rest of the day bricking it and fuming.

Bent thought it. Gyan thought it. Adam Johnson thought it. I imagine even O'Neill thought it. But Rodwell said it. sunderland - the safety net when things don't quite work out.

That reads like a s*** ghost story. "But that girl has been dead for 20 years!!" They love that shit on the shortbus, old lags drawing the young miscreants near for a tale of wrong-do-ery round the virtual campfire. "Arrrrrr boy, we don't talk 'bout the battle of North Shields Ferry round these parts... those scurvy mags did summon a Kraken, a Kraken I tells thee. Brought forth from the filthy depths to drag our brave boys down. Also, some of them had pool cues..."

Is anyone?

Anyone watching the commonwealth games this morning might have heard Steve Cram 'bigging up' sunderland's own Aly Dixon who was leading the womens marathon at around the 45 minute mark (cue epic bantz between him and Brendan Forster). Turns out she didnt actually finish the race. She mustn't have received the memo on mackem etiquette in competitive marathons - If in doubt, cheat.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15252687

Seriously? You're on 200 notes a week? I can't fault the bloke for getting out there and earning, especially after being on the gravy train of professional football, but that's a hell of a drop.

I only heard that phrase for the first time on Kermode and Mayo's Film Review last year. I now use it at every possible opportunity..... Bon Courage Mathieu mon ami. Aussi, Wenger est une maison de merde. Une maison de merde supreme.

I dont bear Debuchy any ill will, and to be honest Im glad I saw him in our shirt - on his day he was world class. Janmaat coming in has sugared the pill slightly, but who knows how he might turn out. At least shows a modicum of planning behind the scenes rather than the usual frenzied land-grab for profit. Those boots are an absolute disgrace mind.