GideonShandy

When I read this I assumed you were predicting what he was going to say, not reporting what he already said. The guy's worse than a broken record.

Cabbage Heed doesn't rock up. He walks through the door.

Food injuries are the worst. Pulled ham string. Badly braised leg.

Every fucking where.

What would a bunch of Italians know?

That's no excuse tbh.

At least it's a slight change from "If I'm being brutally honest" which was the customary Cabbageism.

Thank God for Amanda Staveley. Hate to imagine the state we'd be in if she hadn't come along. Total legend.

Might want to jump ahead at 10:39 when he starts raving about what a "brilliant feller" Steve Bruce is.

Kuol & the Garang

The faintest of faint praise.

The first chant I ever remember hearing live at a home game was "Bob Lord's a bastard" (against Burnley, obviously). Would have been early 60s when I was a little kid. Didn't have much idea who Bob Lord was, and no idea of why he was a bastard, but joined in enthusiastically anyway.

Whenever I watch highlights of last season's final home game against Arsenal (which I do often because it was so uplifting) I still hope that Wilson's shot from half way is going to go in this time.

Send a bill to Balmoral.

Yes. Pretty sure she would have wanted all Premier League games to go ahead.

Second top in 2000-01, behind Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and ahead of Thierry Henry, Mark Viduka and Michael Owen. Our top scorers that season were Carl Cort and Nobby Solano with six each.

Chicharito Hernandez has a last minute pelanty that would have won the game, tries a Panenka, easily saved, and then laughs as if it was all a big joke to him.

But how do you suggest they be "held accountable"? Fire them and replace them with others who are less experienced? Fine them? Suspend them? Jail? Waterboarding?

Hairist pig.

Dogawful was an inspired tribute to the Bobby Madley episode and should never be changed regardless of how godawful PL refereeing might be.

Three seasons (including this one) still left on his contract with us. Pretty good chance that Man U don't buy him and he comes back.

Slams shut, please.

Better than a hyphenated Tory cunt though.