GideonShandy

Can't hate Nottingham Forest. And Leicester. Hope you can still hate Sunderland, otherwise life is going to be intolerable.

Worrying.

How important is it to have a good in-house interviewer?

I'd forgotten the f*cking old c*nt is managing Betis now.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-64861231 Tony Green not involved. And not dead.

Almost 20 years since they came up with this masterpiece of nonsense. Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. Jeff whitley the whole of sunderland is with you...... oh it is saved we still believe. It's coming home the premiership is coming home. tera for heros dressed in red and white. No plans for final day just stay in bed. It could have been so songs in the street it could have been so complete. Now i sing Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. Talk about football coming home. Then one night in birmingham we were strong smith ready to score and kyle looking at his best stewart certain to score. We could have been dancing in cardiff. Sunderland 1 - o shef united 0 and we are there in manchester. Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. No more years of hurt.

121, eh? Eleven squared meals.

No. Worrying.

Sounds like someone's had a go at him for leaving early

First nine minutes were fine. Everything went to hell over a period of only twelve minutes.

Still love Rafa. www.bbc.com/sport/av/football/64682034

Chris Hughton would have been better than any of these.

Absolutely love the guy, but if he hadn't got himself sent off with less than ten minutes left in a game when we were two goals up, I bet we'd have picked up a couple more points in the last two games.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/africa/64603833 Awful. Didn't realize his kids and their mother are in Newcastle.

Single-hung windows that decide they'd rather be double-hung?

It's ridiculous. 1st question: "How pleased are you . . . ? 2nd question: "How important was it . . . ? 3rd question: "How pleased were you . . . ? 4th question: "How resilient did the team have to be . . .? etc. etc. etc.

"Thank you, Amanda. I love you so much. Thank you for bringing our club back." Just about lost it there.

Yes, would be a bit of a stretch. Missed that move.

Agent Carroll already knackered Eriksen and then got sent off for trying to take out Casemiro. Maybe Ayoze could be persuaded to get stuck in when they play Leicester the Sunday before the final.

No. That spot in the Europa Conference League would be given to the next highest Premier League finisher. https://www.90min.com/posts/do-the-carabao-cup-winners-qualify-for-european-football#:~:text=Do the Carabao Cup winners qualify for Europe%3F,Europa Conference League qualifying round.

Ginola. Ferdinand, Albert?

It was notorious Mackem hack Louise Taylor who brought up the Simeone thing at Eddie's last press conference.

Evidently well connected in the bald community.

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