GideonShandy

Not sure that Ritchie is the player best qualified to give advice about keeping a cool head tbh.

It's an absolutely astounding statistic that out of 29 league games played we've lost only three. In the club's entire history in the top division we have never lost fewer than eight in a season

This one was pretty good too.

Not sure Brentford at home is a bigger test than West Ham away, but we'll see.

Jack the Raper

Scouting report said he played with a lot of heart, wasn't afraid to do the spade work and would be an asset to the club.

https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/organized-crime/jack-diamond/

Yes. It's very unusual to find someone with Miggy's lightning speed off the mark and sprinter's pace over short distances, combined with the stamina of a marathon runner. And hardly ever injured, too.

"We don’t want our players to be robots. We want them to be better football players because a robot doesn’t play football at this level.” — Sir Bobby Robson (quote slightly modified)

Go ahead and cancel. They'll immediately offer to renew at half price.

The match referee really isn't just "someone" in this context. The rest of Fulham's season is eleven games. I suspect he'll get close to that.

Probably been mentioned before, but if Southampton, Bournemouth and Palace (or conceivably West Ham) are relegated and replaced by Burnley, Sheffield Utd and Boro (or conceivably Blackburn) it will knock a couple of thousand miles off our traveling next season. Give the PL a much more northern tilt.

Can't hate Nottingham Forest. And Leicester. Hope you can still hate Sunderland, otherwise life is going to be intolerable.

Worrying.

How important is it to have a good in-house interviewer?

I'd forgotten the f*cking old c*nt is managing Betis now.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-64861231 Tony Green not involved. And not dead.

Almost 20 years since they came up with this masterpiece of nonsense. Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. Jeff whitley the whole of sunderland is with you...... oh it is saved we still believe. It's coming home the premiership is coming home. tera for heros dressed in red and white. No plans for final day just stay in bed. It could have been so songs in the street it could have been so complete. Now i sing Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. Talk about football coming home. Then one night in birmingham we were strong smith ready to score and kyle looking at his best stewart certain to score. We could have been dancing in cardiff. Sunderland 1 - o shef united 0 and we are there in manchester. Two cats on the shirt jewles remain still cleaming. No more years of hurt.

121, eh? Eleven squared meals.

No. Worrying.

Sounds like someone's had a go at him for leaving early

First nine minutes were fine. Everything went to hell over a period of only twelve minutes.

Still love Rafa. www.bbc.com/sport/av/football/64682034

Chris Hughton would have been better than any of these.