GideonShandy

Thick twat.

Tell that to andycap.

"CALM DOWN, FOOLS!!!!!"

Agree with all of this, except it was 5 points and zero wins from 11 games.

I think my favourite highlight of this season so far is him breaking his leg.

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Nothing to remotely justify fatalist comments like "Looks like he's off, then" and "He'll go."

Signs for Leicester and next day they get hit with a points deduction.

Yes. Well done to Elanga for scoring a good goal, but the one he missed was an absolute sitter.

Is there any actual objective evidence that he doesn't want to play for us and wants out?

Fun facts Only three Premier League managers have been in their current jobs longer than Eddie -- Arteta, Pep and Marco Silva. Only nine are younger -- Arteta, Slot, Iraola, Parker, Hurzeler, Andrews, Edwards, Rosenior and Carrick.

Don't think any of those would take the job. Or Maresca or Jogi Low. Southgate, Iraola or Pochettino might. After that you're looking at the likes of Thomas Frank, Marco Silva, the bloke from Sunderland -- that sort of level. Or try to tempt Mourinho back for (another) last hurrah. There's not one of them that I'd bet on to do a better job than Eddie. Sacking him would be absolutely nuts.

One fucking euro? That's all? For all that effort? It's an absolute scandal.

Same as Hakimi for PSG.

Not sure there really are any. He's a wonderful player. Know what you mean, though.

As it turns out, we'd still have finished 12th if we'd lost. But that was a performance to be proud of nonetheless. Another Eddie Howe master class. Played the best team in Europe to a standstill at their place. Well done to all.

In terms of combined feet and inches, this must be one of the tallest teams we've ever put out.

Gordon's going to be livid at not starting.

. . . which would be a superb result nonetheless. I'm fearing a 3-goal loss.

Too often seems to have a sort of bewildered deer-in-the-headlights expression on his face that reminds me of Jamal Lewis and doesn't inspire confidence. Might be just me, like.

Hope we don't rest Bruno for this one. The steaks are just too high.

Means "Good hug" in Spanish.

Hilarious

And Simon Jordan loves Eddie Howe (and, objectively, it's hard not to -- our manager is one of the nicest best-liked guys in football.)