GideonShandy

Never recovered after he got sent off for dithering over a throw-in.

Just did a search of "runs funny' on this site. At various times, Dan Burn, Lewis Hall (repeatedly), Thauvin, Tiote and Geremi have all been identified as running funny. No silly walks, though.

Might fancy being a Gamblers Anonymous sponsor for Tonali too.

From today's Daily Mail: Estimated net worth of Premier League owners Newcastle United - Saudi Public Investment Fund, RB Sports & Media, PCP Capital Partners - £489billion Manchester United - Glazer Family, Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos - £22billion Manchester City - Abu Dhabi United Group, Silver Lake - £17.2billion Arsenal - Stan Kroenke - £13.87billion Chelsea - Todd Boehly, Hansjorg Wyss, Mark Walter - £12.5billion West Ham - Daniel Kretinsky, David Sullivan, Tripp Smith, Vanessa Gold - £10.36billion Aston Villa - Wes Edens, Nassef Sawiris - £9.4billion Fulham - Shahid Khan - £9.3billion Liverpool - John W Henry, Tom Werner - £5.5billion Wolves - Fosun International (Guo Guangchang, Liang Xinjun, Wang Qunbin) - £5.4billion Tottenham Hotspur - Joe Lewis, Daniel Levy - £4.58billion Crystal Palace - John Textor, Josh Harris, David Blitzer, Steve Parish - £4.32billion Nottingham Forest - Evangelos Marinakis - £2.5billion Everton - Farhad Moshiri - £2.1billion Bournemouth - William P. Foley - £1.33billion Brighton and Hove Albion - Tony Bloom - £1.02billion Brentford - Matthew Benham - £220million Sheffield United - Abdullah Bin Mosaad Al Saud - £157million Luton Town - Fan-owned Burnley - Alan Pace - Unknown

Spoilsport

Never gets old.

Anderlecht

"Is believed" is journalese for "I'm guessing." (And "criteria" is a plural, but I wouldn't expect Ryder to know that.)

Maybe run this by Mr. Tonali.

Yes. Blessing in disguise. We can concentrate on the league.

I'm sure our Dan does a thorough job of bird carcass disposal as he goes about his appointed rounds keeping the property in good order. All part of being the Hub of the Wheel.

Doubt the owners are too worried about undermining the club gardener.

Watch it on ESPN+

Think you're right. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Pretty sure he was talking about this season.

Carabao Cup -- knocked out Man City, beat Man U 3-0 at Old Trafford, came within an inch of beating Chelsea away and making the semi-finals. FA Cup -- still in

And if she hasn't got a cat Botman can let her borrow Tiddles.

Thought you came across uncharacteristically well here. Still can't stand you though.

If he doesn't get the South Korea job maybe North Korea would take him.

Would be amazed if Cooper or even Marsch would be interested.

Can't blame any club for releasing a player who has a curse on him, tbh. Not much the medical staff can do about that. Pretty sure it was Shelvey who put it on him anall.

What has poor Mr. Arteta done to deserve that? Although not so bad for him if it's with bare feet I suppose.

Usually spot on? Samuel is the genius who scoffed at us for not appointing Stevie G as manager and regularly moans about our Saudi ownership. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10192591/Steven-Gerrard-Aston-Villa-perfect-fit-Newcastle-blew-chance-appointing-him.html I agree that we should squeeze Man U to the max, but I'll never be a Martin Samuel fan.

Like a Chinese burn maybe.