Klaus

Must be grim being bullied by the elephant man

Fuck sake

Trump will press the button just as Ashley is signing on the dotted line.

Shola would 100% score against us, to troll us one final time

How often do we win ‘must win’ games?

Hope we manage to capture him

They are definitely smooth, metrosexual forruner type shoes

Tell your friend that Kid Icarus on the internet says he's a gimp. I found this disproportionately funny

FYP

Why are our keepers so shite

If It wasn’t for all the pantamandastavalimons, it would have been announced today

Ashley will be raging we are actually trying in a cup competition

It’s never happening

Why? I never enjoy watching someone with ability ruin their lives. He could have been a legit PL player with the natural ability he has. He better hope he's got bars cos I can't see another career for him outside of football You sound like you feel sorry for him. The bloke is a prick and has had countless numbers of chances to redeem himself, far more so than the average person in the workplace, with much less privilege.

You worked sports direct like?

Do footballers start at 10:30am for training? the lazy cunt can’t make it in time for that!?

Timekeeping ffs, the most basic responsibilities of being an employee Who raised this absolute mong?

I read that as ‘Takeover over thread’ for a split second

Andy Carroll has such a strange accent

I still don’t think they will go down, but they’re dog s*** regardless

Smog at work

I still remember that, SBR was fuming iirc

Didn’t his lass not like it up here or some shit?