Klaus

Technically this is about the twelfth transfer window since we first tried to sign Gomis. Doesn't count when that was under a different manager...

This is nowt compared to players such as Debuchy who take at least two transfer windows to get 'over the line'

You mean to tell me that photo isnt real?

Good move, he wont get any first team football here any time soon so loaning him out is the best option for him to improve.

We must be a fucking nightmare to negotiate with

He been spotted outside greggs yet?

Have we established that is definitely a he?

Formations were talked to death on here last season

I would like to think we could work on at least two different formations before and during the upcoming season. The amount of games last season where we seriously lacked a plan b when things were not going well, was one of our main downfalls.

It is worrying that our left back is better at taking on players and driving forward than our left midfielder. This lad could really impress next season if we played the right player in front of him.

Mackem i work with was a bit hungover in work the other day. I asked what he had been drinking, he said he had a few to many pints of 'Kewers' that accent is truly awful

If we do sign someone, he will do everything he can to get praised for brokering the deal. He will probably phone SSN himself like he did before he was officially named DOF.

Like we would invest 17m back into the squad

I personally think bent would score more goals than gomis for us, i would be ok with this signing as long as we signed a creative player such as remy as well.

It is quite worrying that this lad has hardly played for us, and is still one of the best crossers of the ball that we have. I hope he makes it, and this is a good move for his development.

I assume it is Wonga that have rejected the suggestion of him wearing a plain top or one with a charity on. He is a striker/goalscorer and he will be pictured more than most other players, which is how they advertise their company.

The very thought of our own director of football going to random people and telling them/asking opinions of random strikers who we may be interested in

At the end of the day, it is up to the individual which aspects of a religion he chooses to follow. It may seem hypocritical, but he can choose to believe whatever he wants. If he is ok with gambling, that is his choice.

That picture is in the same league as the famous 'Ben Arfa airport' photo

He probably has a pint on the table next to him

Being turned down by Mick Harford for a Job role is like being knocked back by Susan Boyle for a hand job.

Sweep stake on his second choice for assistant? Scared to even imagine who it could be.

We cant even get backroom staff negotiations over the line