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Putting that Joelinton "rumour" into context again - the content of that article is merely Didi Hammann saying "That Joelinton from Newcastle is mint. Liverpool should sign him." Nothing else to it. Zero. Nada. Zilch.

Imagine the CRonic standing on the edge of the opposition penalty box, hands on hips, a scowl on his face whilst all of his teammates are doing gegenhoweball We'd plummet down the table overnight just due to squad harmony issues, man.

If Tielemans wants 200k per week, then he'd better stop playing like a 45K per week player.

Oh great, another young French player to reject us to not play for PSG at the end of the transfer window.

Matheus Cunha looks like an Aldi version of Joelinton.

Lucas Paqueta looked so, so dejected playing for that West Ham side, man. None of his teammates were reading his passes, and the throw-in from one of these resulted in DaSilva's goal.

Just get the Thuram brothers and Ashby and we'd be fine. All three will be alright coming off the bench and Kephren + Ashby have a high ceiling.

The one piece of evidence that the article was indeed written by Jamie Carragher, mind

Must've been quite an experience for you! The atmosphere seemed electric! And there you were taking 17000 photos right in the middle of it!

Love the Match Cam views of BDB mugging off Ayoze; the Pope/Botman double save; and the dejection of the Leicester players after Joelinton's goal. Our fans were brilliant as well. Edit to mention Mullet James Corden in the away support.

Edwards seems to be running out of convoluted ways to express the idea of “I know fuck all”. It’s been the same permutation the past few windows - “I don’t think they will sign anyone. But I won’t be surprised if they do.”. Sixth form journalism. He’s mugging off his employers

Came in to point this out. A Maradona turn and lofted pass to Trippier at our end of the centre circle - and then 4 seconds later receiving Miggy's 1-2 at the edge of the Leicester box. What a move.

I keep going back to the clip of the second goal over and over again Anyone else? That entire move - the crossfield punt to Trippier/Miggy, which immediately triggers Miggy's sprint down the wing; him shrugging off a shirt pull as he cuts in; the absolute speed of the one-two with Bruno which left the defenders flat-footed; the precision of the placement of the ball right inside the post. Fucking goosebumps, I've never seen a play that good in all my years watching us. He's Almironaldo at this point.

I’m completely baffled at how we managed to scout, and then buy him, in January. A brilliant piece of business out of the blue.

Inject this. So, so good. https://dubz.co/v/9k99rm

Perhaps West Ham, or Leeds....

It was literally a pirate flag - Rayo ultras are called “Los Bukaneros” (“The Buccaneers”) and they have pirate flags and a pirate song.

Don't give a hoot where he plays, as long as he can replace ASM.

Yes, Napoli won't be selling Kvaradona. Especially not in January. Double especially not for 50 million pounds.

Fucking hell not again. Ok I'll bite - He's too high-protein for me, guv. Though he can beat anyone on his day. Including hunger.

Five entire pages of Declan Rice puns, more Declan RIce puns, and people totally missing Declan Rice puns, ffs. There are zero links to him It's all @TBG's fault, you should've wokked away from it.

Apropos of nothing, Alexis Mac Allister and Moises Caicedo were both signed by Brighton with Dan Ashworth at the helm. Now they are World Cup breakout stars and worth tens of millions more. I'd love to see how we'd scout and the unknowns we will turn into superstars in three or four years time! Ashworth's scouting, plus Howe's management has incredible potential.

Pulisic, Ashby, Perrone in - Fraser, Manquillo, maybe Ritchie out. That would be a great January window. Pulisic would work very well with Isak, in my view.

A horrible narcissist. History has been made and instead of congratulating the winners or consoling your teammates, you fuck off down the tunnel with cameras following you. A 37-year old man doing such shit.

Or maybe the team who saw off Belgium, Spain and Portugal without conceding a goal to any of them.