Ryan

What's that dependent on? Sky's decision. Think it will be now as we're really in relegation trouble and could be in the bottom 3 by the time Monday comes around. If we'd have won today it wouldn't have.

9. Fuck off.

French journo @LaurensJulien 'Just spoken to Hatem Ben Arfa. He denies completely the story abt him today. He was NOT wearing a PSG shirt in a health club on Monday #nufc' Not like The Sun to completely make stuff up.....

Didn't notice the little bit of material above the collar. Need to get that taken off, looks shite.

Hold on Dortmund!

Third kit is a decent colour. Not so great design...

Fuck you infosports!

@MattSpiro 'Girard won league with Mapou YB as captain. Leaves Montpellier in a month. Wants English job, says he has a contact. Au revoir Pardew? #NUFC' Probably already posted.

Wouldn't listen to a word Edwards said after he wouldn't rule out Llorente going to Sunderland

i thought he was out for the season? Dr Pardew seems confident he'll be back:

Marveaux is supposed to be back isn't he?

Elliot Anita Taylor Colo Haidara Tiote Cabaye Marveaux Ben Arfa Cisse Gouffran Attack!

Not a fan of the pattern on it. Looked a lot better when it was plain.

Just remembered one of our players being down (Haidara?), Liverpool just knocking it across to put it out of play, us intercepting and setting Sissoko away only for him to pass the ball straight back to one of their players

3-0 West Ham.

If Wigan hadn't of conceded that last minute goal today I would have said 10. Don't think they'll pick up 6 points looking at their remaining fixtures though, we'll get 0 that's for sure.

That Hearts kit is well tidy

Movement? What's that?

Signed

Should be a decent enough replacement for Cavani if he can adapt to Serie A quick enough

Club just tweeted that it's sold out. Our support this season has been brilliant, especially with the shite being served up on the pitch.

I know where he lives in the North East

The Kevin Kyle disallowed goal in the last minute.

Really nice that Barca top, collar looks awesome.

Brilliant