Ryan

Anyone seen the main story on SkySports? Pep Guardiola licking his lips with the title 'Seduce me'

Getting rid of Xisco and Smith both in the same summer?! *Insert 'Is this real life' meme into here which are all blocked at work*

Roy must think he's Scottish

People forget how brilliant he was up until February after a poor final 3 months to the season, although even when he wasn't scoring he was still contributing. Definitely don't want to lose Demba, we'd never get a better replacement than £7 million.

He's in Whelans holiday home in barbados at the moment and has been given until Saturday to make his choice. He's in Miami atm according to Whelan. Must've just flown over today?

:lol: Sunderland's many relegations wouldn't even feature in my top 50 moments of supporting Newcastle

Howay Demba, just get it signed.

RTG provides most the laughs in my life tbh, my life must have been so boring and dull before I knew about it. How can they get a 14 page thread about Tim Krul tweeting a picture?! Makes me laugh they start a thread about it in the first place

Croatia and Sweden made me laugh

Glad to see this is finally sealed, look forward to seeing him play Hopefully we can get another new face in before the start of the Euro's

I'm guessing it was basic Mick that reported it. He did like it the other day didn't he?

Llorente or Soldado as first choice now?

Someone needs to change that Simpsons gif from Kenny/Liverpool to MON/Sunderland. Think he's brainwashed an entire town 'MON is the leader...we WILL sign old, slow British players on long contracts' Either that or they're just thick.

Would be a struggle to get out of that group imo but being 3rd/4th seeds we're always going to be handed a tough group. Think we're going to have to try and get maximum points from our home games if we're to progress to the knockout stages. Hopefully, get some good attendances and make it a hostile atmosphere just like the Liverpool/City games this season. Definitely wanting to go to at least one European game next year...somewhere nice though

Aww, Davide Still can't believe we've got this lad, honestly think he'll be a top class full back within a few years, hopefully still playing for us as well.

Brucey or McCarthy PLEASE...

Aye, yeah. Tweeted about 40 mins ago.

Simpson's back:

I actually like that Barca home one, looks decent imo.

I don't think Sir Ricky has ever made a post without mentioning 'Magedia' or 'The Mag'

Completely forgot about that torrential rain/thunderstorm in mid August. Never got to use my ticket that I had kept from that. Our pre season was completely shit, how did we finish 5th?!

35 minute hatrick. Decent final game for him if he is leaving