Ryan

Another game, another start for Colback

Still not sure on Moyes. Completely failed at Man Utd and Sociedad (where he didn't want to learn at all and stuck to his rigid ways). Can't see him taking them down but then again can't see him finishing anywhere above 13th/14th. As has been said by others, would've been completely underwhelmed if he ended up here after McLaren left.

Think Juve have got a canny chance for the CL next season now.

Class that Ian

Seriously though, I remember someone posting on here a while back that he had some clause in his contract that he had to play an 'x' number of games per season if fit. Starting to think there might be some truth in that if even Rafa Benitez keeps playing the useless clogger every week.

Moyes now official.

Would love to get him in just to get Jack fucking Colback out the team.

The big, glamour pre season fixtures which seem to be happening more and more often now, especially the derby games. Man Utd vs Man City in pre season is pure in my opinion, completely takes away from the spectacle of what a derby game should be.

Not even bothered he's gone. Hopefully Moussa next.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160722/d9fe6478528ee28827724051c5ca133f.png Can't be going back there surely Bruce is going to be another one of those managers who's favourite for every vacant job that comes up once the season starts.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160722/584e867f386f42634c7cabac8baeca8d.jpg Norwich third...

Schurrle to BVB apparently a done deal for £25m. Dortmund going to have some attacking threat next season and considering the amount of goals they scored last year, this season could be quite fun.

The Rafa 'Angel Del Norte' one is class

Think Krul will be gone as I don't see anyone coming in for Elliott (especially given his injury). Krul, Sels, Darlow, Woodman and Elliott is a tad too much. Flog Krul, loan Woodman and have Sels/Darlow competing for no.1 imo.

Bloody hell, both goals were absolutely dreadful for us to concede Lovely turn and finish by Ayoze though (imagine it was going in anyway)

Howay, get a winner.

This is the most baffling part about it. Not the fact that they're ludicrously overpaying for him, that they gave him away for free a few years ago

2-1...I think.

£13m...yikes.

That goal I seen before on the Periscope was only to make it 2-1...I must be about 20 minutes behind

2-2, keemon.

Nope, just says it'll be out before the start of the season. Meant to be free this year though.

The first goal looked like something from our work 5 a side games, so amateurish

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Swansea, Burnley and Hull. Overachievers: Boro in 12th or 13th maybe? Underperformers: Swansea Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Iheanacho (?) , Lewis Cook and Dem Gray Season to Forget: Rooney, Sturridge, Janssen PFA Player of the Year: Aguero/Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Iheanacho Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce (Guidolin now Bruce has gone ) Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Norwich, Derby, Villa, Wolves Relegation: Burton, Barnsley, Rotherham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup 4th round, FA Cup 5th round FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Chelsea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: CL dropout World Player of the Year: Ronaldo (Ballon D'or), Messi player of the season Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Lower mid table, above th mackems Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Nope Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: No red card, just a load of yellows. Probably end up changing this a canny bit before the season starts

Christ, that's awful. Poor Demba