Dr Colossus

Stuttgart's Timo Werner and Hamburg's Hakan Çalhanoğlu (been getting into the Bundesliga highlights on ITV4) Pierre-Michel Lasogga incidentally has 8 goals in 8 games this season for Hamburg, still just 21.

North Shields or Hebburn-ish, I think they've said on it. I have no reason to doubt their credentials, either way.

Found it quite funny when they got to our game on this week's and none of them had seen anything from it. The most they could muster was one making a vague point about Ben Arfa being dropped from the team, ironically in the game that he came back in. Enjoy it regularly though. True Faith one used to be much better when it was just the two of them cracking jokes with each other and stuff like that, a bit more irreverent. Now they're getting journalists and that on it's a bit shitter (TF editor being the worst offender by far, his crack is rank)

Gillespie, Ben Arfa off the top of my head. Martins arguably, although calling him a 'cast-off' depends how old you think he is.

Must be a wind up? are you Paul Dummett? True Geordie, is that you?

Feel he's slightly mismanaging Morrison. If you look at how Martinez is managing Barkley, he seems to be very much keeping him in check and resting him before he gets burnt out and his form drops (similar to Sterling did last season after an extended run of games for Liverpool). Allardyce on the other hand seems to be putting as much onto his shoulders and building him up as much as possible.

Thought he was great today. Yes, his shooting was shit, but I think in general his shooting is shit. The things that he can do well, he did really well.

52 points so far from Giroud, Remy ©, Sturridge, Hazard and Ivanovic. In hindsight I should've captained Giroud and left Lukaku in, but they'd both done fuck all in the past few weeks and had tough fixtures. Can't complain too much, though. Would really like a 0-0 from City and Spurs tomorrow, mind.

Wasn't there a bit where he turns down a contract offer of 50k a week because it's 'insulting'? Absolute epitome of the spoilt and mollycoddled modern footballer.

Just about to post that. Inspired by Brazil because, wey, just cos.

Nigeria have this striker they might take, forget his name though. Big lad.

http://i.imgur.com/MDsrTuQ.jpg

Is that Rod Hull?

Two of the most hipsterish fixtures in world football, Dortmund v Napoli in the CL notwithstanding. Delighted that Japan won, I was on the bandwagon early.

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/France2014HomeHeader.jpg Absolutely lush if you ask me Netherlands http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Holland2014-1.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Holland2014AwayHeader.jpg Like the new crest, hate the collar and pattern thing on it.

He's going to present a slideshow featuring Africans, with a subliminal "not a racist" message, then he'll say "the blacks, a great bunch of lads" and offer everyone a drink. http://www.fifpro.org/img/uploads/image/Red%20Card2-515.jpg "And as you can see here..."

Amazing that Borussia Dortmund thinking Ji is worth £5m is the second most ridiculous opinion in those two sentences.

It means Little Mosque.

'Mosquito, Atletico Paranaense, 17' Plenty of buzz around that lad. Has a shot that stings the net. He's got that bloody-minded thirst for success.

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Barca1415PaperleakHeader.jpg

Round 1: 4/10 Round 2: 5/11 Round 3: 3/10 Pictures: 8/15 fucking rubbish

http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll349/Todosobrecamisetas/Selecciones%202013/ADIDEN2.jpg Denmark, canny enough.

I think he might be quite handy as a marine buoy or perhaps a swingball.

Aye, with Subotic's injury it'd be a good stopgap.

Argies are wearing white shorts instead of dark blue n all, doesn't look right. Nah. Their shirt looks awfully bland too. http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll349/Todosobrecamisetas/Selecciones%202013/ALBI0.jpg I feel like mass-posting all the new ones since this thread isn't that up to date. Can I be like new shirt correspondent or something?