Sho Time

Fuck him, play Aarons.

Too blurry on there - may be this PC? Anyway all I can make out is Vardy and John Moss in the casino so far.

He came off the bench and assisted 2 goals so it didn't have to matter, thanks to him. Same as he's came off the bench to almost single-handedly get us points against Norwich when it really mattered, and put in the decisive equaliser in the derby. He's starting to show some form so get off his back, nobody's saying he's clinical but he's putting a shift in, showing quality and leadership and registering some goals and assists when we really need them most. Yeah I never disputed any of that. He was class, it was a terrible shot, now shove your rolleyes up your arse

We could say that about most teams, the chances of it happening though...

He came off the bench and assisted 2 goals so it didn't have to matter, thanks to him. Same as he's came off the bench to almost single-handedly get us points against Norwich when it really mattered, and put in the decisive equaliser in the derby. He's starting to show some form so get off his back, nobody's saying he's clinical but he's putting a shift in, showing quality and leadership and registering some goals and assists when we really need them most.

Wouldn't hold your breath on that, mind. We've practically been playing his corpse this year.

Don't know why everyone keeps banging on about him being a luxury player, have you seen the points he does? The ones where he points at a player telling a player to pick the man up despite the fact that either 1) he's closer or 2) he's making no effort to close down the player closest to him with the ball. f***ing brilliant, man. Just what we need.

Keep forgetting this cunt exists.

Took out Funes Mori and Bolasie from last week (for -8pts) to stick in Baines and Iwobi. Total 25pts cost as a result so far, another fantastic decision in a long line this season!

1-4 loss. Brought back down to earth with a bang.

Not a huge fan of him ability-wise but he is a miles better option than Taylor and his attitude alone makes him an automatic starter for us between now and the rest of the season. He's fearless as well when it comes to attacking set-pieces.

As much as I'm chuffed with the win and the convincing scoreline, Swansea's defending at set-pieces was fucking atrocious and it's no wonder 2 of our goals came from them. Still a long, long way to go.

Triple captained the cunt. -12 pt for transfers and bench boost played for this game week.

Tripe captaining Lukaku and brought in Funes Mori too.

If we can keep hold of Rafa, Mbemba, Perez and Mitro (extremely optimistic, I know) I'll be happy, not arsed about anyone else. Mbemba has been fucking wank but I think this is down to a lack of confidence rather than ability.

4-1 loss. We never, ever win at Southampton. Once in about 40 years IIRC.

Although he's the only player that can pass the ball forwards to someone in our team, he is really starting to fuck me off. Constantly pointing telling players to mark/close down others yet never actually attempting to go for a player, stick a foot in or track a runner. They showed a couple of clips on MoTD re: Naismith and on 2 occasions it's him doing that, and it was constant. £24m on him and Townsend is looking like a right fucking waste of money.

The 2nd should have been a comfortable save. Aye it was struck well, but the shot was straight at him so if you ask me Elliott would have comfortably kept that out. Still, fair play to him for the save against Mbokani earlier with his foot.

Changing to 4-4-2 resulted in our draw against Chelsea and win against Norwich which are our 2 best performances of the season.

The King's demise is the only thing keeping me happy this season.

No surprises - I forgot he was on the pitch again.

Still don't see how a defence as s*** as ours is expected not to concede and we have a midfield that aside from Shelvey can't even make a 5-yard forward pass without losing it merits this 4-2-3-1 (really 4-5-1) bollocks with a lone striker. Play 2 up top FFS.