Varadi

Disappointed with him last night. Thought he could've given more cover to Dummett when he was clearly struggling to contain Deulofeu, especially as he wasn't offering anything going the other way.

It doesn't work anymore, not since they started humping us in the derbies

He was decent, looks to have his mojo back.

It's certainly not happening for the lad, will be very surprised to see us shell out any decent coin for him.

Hmm, didn't realise Everton only had 4 away wins all season, we might have a chance here...

I'm actually beginning to suspect Pardew has a "say nice things about Mike" clause in his contract, seems no other explanation for the transparently sycophantic soundbites he treats us to every few months.

Sammy and Santon mentioned as possible: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-hope-to-have-duo-back-fit-for-everton-clash-1-6517078

You get to visit different grounds, win games most weeks and score loads of goals - what's not to like?? Wouldn't want an extended stay but definitely quite enjoyed our visit to the Championship.

De Gea, Rafael, Jones, Carrick, Buttner, Fellaini, Fletcher, Young, Mata, Kagawa, Rooney

Aye - West Ham, WBA, Swansea and Cardiff. Probably need to win 3 of them, tricky but not impossible...

Well fancy that. Wonder if Pardew had authorised bringing him on so early or whether that was carver going rogue!

Much better today, even before the goal, hopefully that'll help get his confidence back.

We're having all the possession but they actually look more dangerous, can't help but feel they'll convert one of those breaks 2nd half...

Ben Arfa sat on his own on the bench already

Harsh to mention those 2 in the same sentence tbh - Gouffran has the amount of premier league goals this season that Jonas managed in 5 years!

Wonder if one of the senior players is Debuchy - his form definitely improved once he had Sissoko in front of him.

We don't really know based on that - might have been a proper bellend behind the scenes, can imagine some teammates might not be overly impressed with him being so obviously out of shape for most the season for instance. I love HBA but I'm sure he's not entirely blameless in whatever's gone on.

Ouch. Just the 0-15 then

League results without Remy this season: mackems 0-3 Chelsea 0-3 Spurs 0-4 Fulham 0-1 Great stuff.

Selling the land behind the Gallowgate apparently: https://www.facebook.com/nufctrust/posts/10152291220643905:0

I think he soon will be.

I want bad things to keep happening to Spurs just so I can enjoy Sherwood's comedy overreactions.

Shit game, with us being marginally the shitter. Sort of game we might have won if Remy was playing. Think Fulham will definitely go down, they were terrible.

6 wins all season. 2 of them against us. If they do stay up it's all our fault.