Miercoles

I can't take it any more, who's that in your avatar?

The titles are one of my favorite things about this place.

His poor kicking is catching? Soon every 'keeper in the PL will have it. This is type of post that makes me wish the Internet was never invented. Just monstrous levels of vocabulary abuse.

didnt we buy him from inter for more than we just got for selling him back?

Aye, especially considering we even played that dipshit from the youth team a few times.

That's the whole fucking story isn't it?

I could definitely get into rugby if it was ever on tv over here. That and Australian Rules football are massively underrated sports imo.

I like how he gets cleaned the fuck out right after his fancy-pants pass too. A little reminder that he's still playing rugby

Obertan just standing there like the rugby play on that article is dope as fuck

Awww poor ronaldo. Sorry to ruin your day fella.

I'll give krul like 10 or 15% of the blame, but that's as high as I'll go. Look at it this way, if someone throws a brick at you, and it knocks your face off, is it your fault for not dodging the brick? Kiiiind of, but not really.

Really? It was shocking by Abeid I'll admit but Krul has to just put his foot through it instead of slicing it 6 yards. Look I know Abeid is the forum's golden boy at the moment, though why I'll never understand, but you can't expect much from a keeper when the ball is fired into his feet, completely by surprise, with strikers bearing down like that. Would it have been nice if Krul pulled off a better clearance to absolve Mehdi of his atrocious mistake? Fuck yeah. But it's certainly not a given, and Krul's mistake was bred out of Mehdi's colossal fuckup. Not to mention that he made 3 or 4 top notch saves to keep us in the game through 87 minutes of pure shit ahead of him. This one is on Abeid, no doubt about it. Put it out for a fucking corner instead of testing Krul's first touch and kicking ability by fucking surprise.

He was fantastic today, until Abeid hung him out to dry. I don't put that one on Krul at all.

Ah yeah that makes more sense

only in fucking america... 'boy i hope we'll still be able to play soccer in all this rain'

Kidding mate? He'll be captain of England by then, trying to bring home the cup as the perfect ending to his glittering international career.

It'll be a great chance for us to win some games

dont worry lads, jamaal lascelles will turn this ship around next season

Our left and right defensive midfielders are fucking ballers though.

Also, way too hot to be English, let alone northern. Sorry fellas

Damn

Yeah. I like how drastically his goals vary. Swerving megabeast volleys into the top corner like every game - now just dribbling fumbles into the net. They all count I guess, just think he's due a swerving megabeast volley. They're the kind of goals that would have your friends spiking their ps2 controllers off the ground in the good old days tbf

Nobody scores a bullshit goal like Papiss

Need pics to verify

classic andre fucking marriner performance.