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Can't wait for England to lose on penalties, with their keeper allllmost reaching a couple of them.

Crazy that it doesn't go to head-to-head record at any point. Two teams with the same points but one has beaten the other, seems a simple choice which should go on eh?

Sightly disappointed they didn't go out on yellow cards, that would have been just a moment of perfect synchronicity in the universe.

Ahhh just one thing to say about Mexico: Get fucked.

Crowd noise in USA-Eyeran giving me South Africa 2010 flashbacks

Funny to think about Berhalter calling in to Naval High Command "Sir, the coach of our soccer team suggests a full withdrawl from the Persian Gulf" "We have a soccer team?"

It's mainly because they're little fucking bitches

Oh, that'll do.

It's non negotiable! Unless of course we might get a yellow card, hey, let's not be hasty, surely we can negotiate? Maybe we'll just forget about the armband thing, that's fine, we'll make a tweet instead or something.

Rebecca Lowe?

I mean, we could also win against Iran, but I'm trying to keep this realistic.

USMNT loses 1-0 to England on an injury time goal from Wilson Iran and wales draw USMNT Draws with Iran Wales gets butt-fucked by England, Wilson hat trick. USA goals through on 2 points via goal difference.

I tried to talk myself into some regional solidarity last night, maybe support Mexico against Poland, and then I remembered all their cunty little faces and their constant bitchass antics. Fuck those motherfucking fuckers. War Poland!

I had forgotten how bad international football is.

Was just thinking how fucking nervous the ref will be right now, just thinking he wants to get out of the country alive.

Oh yeah that golf cart is gonna swoop up on you real fucking quick if you kick off mate Kidding aside, fully expecting some fans won't make it back from this, seems crazy that anyone is even going.

Hoping Ecuador win like 15-0 and they cancel the whole tournament or something

Two big take-aways from this video: 1- Couldn't help laughing when they rocked up in the golf cart 2- People are going to die at this event

I'm not too worried about it, he's young, Eddie likes to take time to bring new signings in, and we're already winning. Imagine bringing Isak in for the last 30 minutes instead of Chris Wood, sounds fucking great!

So hard to choose at the moment, but I'd probably say Joelinton. You just don't see many players who can have a shot go off their own face and still be in the conversation for man of the match

Can we not get matching socks for the lasses' away kit?

A full-size goalkeeper stops Miggy's shot against Everton too, like.

Fucking yikes

Oh thought you lot were still talking about your wives here

Tbf it does kinda seem like a 16 year old's master plan. Let's crash a couple planes into a corporate property and uhh... Yeah it'll be sick bro!