Miercoles

Norwegian prison is too good for the c***. Norwegian prison is better than being lower-middle-class in america for f***'s sake

wish I'd slept through this one tbh

Don't bet on it

so frustrating that that cunt won't suffer any consequences for the challenge

aye. that's him done for the season too.

should be a red card

Do we not fucking stretch before games or what??

Very good, but very limited player imo. He is a top notch 5* S-level finisher, but the rest of his game (dribbling, passing, control, etc) is no where near that quality. Not a bad player at all (and I love having him at the club and he seems like a great personality as well) but definitely one who needs to be surrounded by good players in order to shine. He's not a player that can take the team on his shoulders and turn a game around, he is the kind of player who is lethal when we are already playing well.

Also "a black belt" is one of the least meaningful accolades possible. Depending on the school, the system, the instructor, it could mean you're actually worse at "fighting" than someone who hasn't trained a day in their life. Or it could mean you're a killer. So, because the range is so wide, the term is effectively meaningless.

Good point.

It's also retarded because the mexicans just watch.... wait for it.... mexican football.

How is this thread not 700 pages long?

Let's not get carried away here, Krul is miles ahead of Elliot. though I will admit that Elliot is the superior twitter poster.

Also has anyone mentioned that the winning goal was Cisse's first shot of the entire game? I mean, great, we won, but that is kind of fucked. Completely fucked, in fact.

Taylor taunting their keeper as he was trying to build his wall for the Cabaye free kick, and then running over and basically tea-bagging the poor bastard after it went in - that was the highlight of the whole match for me. I thought he was rushing to the net to grab the ball at first, then it turns out he just wanted to shove his nuts in the keeper's face and holler abuse at him instead

Well shit I bet the blacks wish they'd thought of that trick back in 1820. Time for me to identify as native american and start getting some fuckin checks! What the fuck is wrong with humanity. And yes I'm focusing on this because I can't bear to think about our national team.

I never understood why they specify "Hispanic (non-white)" on the racial segment of forms. Who the fuck are the white hispanics? People from Spain? I mean, racial distinctions in general are pretty stupid (especially in america) but this one just seems particularly stupid. If you have light skin and were born in Spain are you a white hispanic? But if you're light skinned and born in mexico you are non-white hispanic? It's like this kid in one of my classes at uni, who is pale ass white and yet is identified as "black" because he's 1/4th.

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The whole thing is retarded if you ask me. Especially since we've already got some states and countries that don't practice it, what's the bloody point?* *I know why they do it, I just still think it's stupid.

Bring on the home leg!

As long as he is on the field I am happy

Aye, but what's your half time team talk?

Our first chance to see Gouffran Sissoko Hatem in action

OK. Now I understand that the League Cup has been devalued in some eyes, as has the UEFA Europa League, and to an extent, the FA Cup. I understand that getting Top 4 makes you s***-loads more money than winning any of the three, and not coincidentally makes you more attractive to players. But f*** off. f***. Off. Winning a trophy is f***ing ace, your best day as a supporter, and if you don't want to win the thing then scratch and give someone else a bye so they can have a go. Drives me fucking crazy to watch teams like Swansea, fucking Portsmouth, loads of other shitty teams win the cups while Newcastle "focuses on the premier league" and finishes 13th. Wish we would take a tournament seriously for once.

Hate being at home in the return leg. Away goals rule is pure cuntery.