Miercoles

jesus christ that center parcs shit looks like a scam. I swear... the shit women will pay* good money for...

No way anyone's paying that much for Rooney. Especially outside of England.

We go through this every year. He'll die in the job.

fuuuuuck And no reason for Stoke to push for a win...

Whoa whoa whoa... You can score goals from a corner kick?!?!??

I guess that linesman should consider himself lucky eh? http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1435759/utah-soccer-referee-dies-being-punched-player?cc=5901

Look at it this way guys: If they had given us the goal we would have lost 2-1 for sure.

Huh?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxroifa9Ml1qlvxm2o1_r2_400.gif

Getting to the quarters is terrible. So we've had one good season and one mediocre season with Pardew, let's cut his fucking head off. I don't know wtf they were thinking with an 8 year deal though.

Nah, football leagues have the best possible system. Total points champion, promotion/relegation, and tournaments on the side. However, it is pretty terrible to have the championship regularly determined with 6 weeks left in the season. I'd rather see parity measures than a format change though.

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/i8wHdDnmP5hPYUK9hnajJQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptussowexperts/morgan2.jpg Right where it needs to go

Our WNT is hot as hell in general man. Sydney Leroux is another winner. Good player too. http://www.topdrawersoccer.com/the91stminute/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Sydney-Leroux.bmp

I dunno about you but I love watching women's soccer in the dark by myself while I masturbate. So don't throw those WNBA monsters into the same category with my girlfriend

Now you're talking!

Keep your sunshine off my rainy parade bro, I'm trying to be a miserable cunt over here

I'm not optimistic about the number of games they'll actually show. Having the rights to them and putting them on TV are two very different things. My guess is they'll show one or two each week and maybe have the rest on some fucked up pay-channel or something. However they set it up, I'm pretty confident I won't be able to watch Newcastle games on my super nice tv. It's just too good to be true.

Carroll. Aye, if it was anything actually interesting he'd have just said it.

So how many times, in a row, has Webb screwed us over now?

On at 4am here... Might try to take a little nap before kickoff, but that's easier said than done.

We should cheat better. Jokes aside though, at the end of the day I'm still pretty stoked. It was a good campaign and we had some heroic victories along the way. Benfica are a strong team to go out to, it's not like we got punked by some russians or the french or worst of all fucking chelsea.

I almost wish we hadn't scored, because now I got my hopes up.

Cisse has got to have set an offside goals record this season. Lad is fucking killing me.

Problem is he spoils us