mikejaxer

Seems a lot don't blame him for moving here since he's supports us. Upset they're only getting 10m since he's a good player for them.

Not believing this until they're holding a football shirt with Howe and all that.

What the fuck is even the point of VAR then?

Thank fuck for that shitting myself there

Aye but we also have Leicester, Liverpool, City, Manure and Everton. I'm not convinced we're going down but fuck me we have a rough run of games in December.

I would actually like to study his brain and find out what makes him such a piece of shit. Then again, I fear I may regret what I'd find.

Conner? Millican.

Southgate being a twat sounds like a good reason to me like.

As much as I like Lascelles, I really can't see him doing well or having an impact if he was sold to a big club. His greatest strength for us is leadership skills but can you imagine if he told someone like Mesut Ozil to get their shit together?

I'm actually fucking livid here. Just walk off the fucking pitch man what the hell is this?

Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked. I find myself getting slightly triggered. I hope they get the odd win here and there so Pardew keeps his job but can still get them relegated. I swear he has some voodoo going on, I have no idea how he lasted so long here and at Palace.

I'm going with a dull 1-0 to them with the ref being utter ballsacks and us being cheated out of a pen.

They're obsessed

Fuckin' Rafa. Sack him.

I did the same thing when I was on Holiday and we got thumped.

Oh look we've appointed yet another average English manager. So much for hoping for a difference. Mid table medciority it is then.

Oh boy you're going to regret saying that.

So we should get someone who's average instead? You don't get any where by taking no risks.

At least players and the staff will respect him. Can't be worse than Carver at least.

Fuck sake man.

Or imagine if we lost because he didn't track back.

Were you dropped on the head as a child?

No mate. We're all just havin' a laugh.

I come back to this AND an Everton win? There really is a god. It's a Christmas miracle.