Deuce

Wouldn’t have taken more than a bid of £3m or so to blow us out of the water.

If it were coming from Rafa, I’d be excited for this. Young, promising box-to-box CM. However...

nicely put

Farewell, sweet prince.

New manager bounce

Might as well be, as our current staff includes Steves Bruce, Agnew, Clemente, Harper, and Nickson.

8 years! Team Hazard fwiw

This is an odd turn of phrase for the context, let alone to be used twice. Is this a forum meme I missed?

You can knock Yedlin’s performance for us, but he’s been nothing but a consummate professional and always a “give 100%” kind of player. Deserves to be treated better than that. We’re a club run by incompetent dipshits.

Love the crest. The name will please exactly no one.

Going extremely well I see. Well done, Brucey.

Big tall white English lad who got suspended last summer for breaking covid restrictions by going to a pub. Brucey must be in heat.

I’d have a lot more faith in Rafa getting goals out of him

I was hoping he might score a goal with his arse but it wasn't to be There ain't no Haller back goal

I legit laughed

Pretty remarkable that the same club can hire Pardew, Bruce, and Kinnear but also Rafa Benitez, Bobby Robson, and Kevin Keegan in a 30-year span.

Kinnear’s management was just before my time as a supporter, so I’ll not rate him in that regard. In terms of direness of quality on the pitch: 1. Carver 2. McClaren 3. Bruce 4. Pardew In terms of pure, unadulterated shithousery: 1. Pardew 2. Kinnear (DoF) 3. Bruce 4. Carver 5. McClaren

Wouldn’t shock me if he ended up in MLS at this point, even if just for a year or two to gain confidence and springboard back to Europe.

Lampard needs to go.

That’s the long and short of it.

it’s criminal that we’re still in this league

Cathartic to read

lol

Get Terrible Ivan Toney on to deliver the coup de grace.