Deuce

if Ashley were still running this club, we would 100% be after 2024’s Dele Alli

Not if wor Todd has anything to say about it

The N-O angst his proposed transfer here caused was so funny.

That’s a very Fulham move and also a very good one for them.

Pure profit here and yet we still sold Minteh smh

Could be that Brentford don’t want to lose both him and Toney in the same window?

Looking a little thin at DM

IIRC his style of play wasn’t “sexy” enough for club management.

the first club to actually put a spirit wolf on their kit is getting all of my money

Not gonna rake Maresca over the coals after his first match and against City, but it’s still wild that they fucked off Poch.

Been asked and answered:

They can gift us Raphinha in that case.

Todd might’ve thought he could play 2 at the same time

Diomande is a promising young player, but he’s not close to Guehi as a proven talent.

Which CB could we get for no more than £65m who is: A) better than Guehi B) not already 30+ years old C) not earning £150K+ a week I can think of a few who might match that description. But I’ll take Mitchell’s scouting acumen over my Dennis Wise-esque armchair scouting.

Such as?

Must be related to the change in ownership

Christ on a bike

Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize we were playing this match on Planet SOFT CUNT.

I could never hate Parish too much. He gave us £3.5 million in exchange for Pardew.

Yep. Chelsea’s not gonna get fresh and demand £65m for Chalobah all of a sudden. We’d laugh in their faces.

Until we pull out and he gets nothing?