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Al-Ittihad allegedly preparing a £215m bid for Salah

Fairly certain Miami haven’t lost a match since Messi signed

Thought this was interesting. City’s newest additions designed to blow past the press.

They have looked terrific the past few weeks tbf.

Divock Origi to Forest. Looking forward to his 1 goal.

Now I’m curious what the rest of the XI is

do you “hate” it though, Luke?

Ekitike clearly has the worst fucking people advising him. Probably all leeches, too.

The deal for (Truman) Capote’s car fell through after he attacked a frappe

LOL, get fucked PSG.

if we lose Botman, the starting back 4 becomes: Targett - Burn - Schar - Trippier If we lose Botman and Schar, the starting back 4 is: Targett - Burn - Lascelles - Trippier if we lose Botman, Schar, Burn, Lascelles, Krafth, Dummett, and Murphy, then yes, we’re fucked. But so would be any club. Nobody’s out here rolling 3 purples deep at each CB slot.

10/10 baby. Making that money machine go brrrrr.

Krafth is the RCB cover behind Lascelles.

good on him tbh

Bit of a bummer that we’re missing out on Messi at SJP.

I see you’ve chosen war, Doon.

Fulham love digging up fossils. Willian was a solid pickup though tbf.

City and Barcelona gonna their way through their groups

Fucking hell, what a draw.

Would be a massive loss for Fulham.

Brace yourselves for The Whinge.

He crap now?