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A combined 10m for him and Clark is a surprising but pleasing nest egg. Your lot are after Jedinak apparently. That'd be a good signing for them.

Massive overreactions after the first match of a season in which 5 players were new to the squad.

And putting actual fucking money on it. Might as well take that money and throw it directly into the trash.

This has to be the deepest we've been at CB in some time. Lascelles, Mbemba, Hanley, Clark, Dummett + some other cunt I'm probably forgetting.

I say good riddance to this thin-skinned, limp-dicked, mercenary CUNT. The epitome of cowardice buzzword buzzword feigned anger.

I, for one, actually feel rage at Mitro not getting the 9. It feels so good to care about stupid trivial things like this about my club once again. Rafa Wish someone would take '0', just to watch the ensuing forum meltdown.

Couldn't care less what number he wears as long as he scores for fun.

Who the fuck cares

Met Ken Jeong at a cheap Mexican restaurant in Montreal. Totally class dude.

Great player tbh. Glad he wasn't ruined by that Chelsea move.

McCormack scored 12/17 goals in the 2014-15 season in games Fulham won or drew. 2 more goals were competitive (i.e. he scored before Fulham eventually lost that game). So under MoleMetrics, just 3 of his goals that season were utterly "worthless." Last year, he scored 15/21 in games Fulham won or drew. 3 more were competitive and exactly one goal came in a game in which Fulham lost were already losing by and eventually lost by more than one goal (and his goal didn't bring them within one). Fuck you for making me disprove that bullshit, Mole.

His goals never really helped his previous clubs. Fulham very easily could've been relegated without his goals the past two seasons.

I use chav interchangeably with 'relentless douchebag'. I do get that it's an actual defined thing.

Then he won't do well.

How is he "gutless?" People have this strange fetish with anointing footballers as cowards.

right? If he can manage to stay healthy, think he'll do fine. He'll proper love Timber Joey and the chainsaw. Gonna be interesting to see how he fits in in Portland, being the chav retard that he is.

"LOOK WHAT THEY SAID ON RTG ABOUT US LIKE!" is the point. Just ignore them entirely.

Has been sacked by/resigned from approximately 4 million clubs. Leaving Al-Nassr and going to Al-Nasr was a real low point. Took years to get over his loss. Al-Nadir was the worst. fuck you

That's the one, was a laugh tbh. Once in a blue moon was that performance Goddamnit

Meh. So he's a younger Saylor. Great.

Very pleased with this signing. Thought he was one of West Ham's best players a few seasons back, seems to have done quite well for Hull last season. Much needed CMer as well.

You don't genuinely think in this way do you? Yep. My wifes family are from down that way and are predominantly sunderland fans. Decent enough people until they get on to the subject of football. Anyway her cousin got married last month and I went on his stag do amongst a load of mackems and the bile that come out of their mouths about Newcastle had to be heard to be believed. More disturbing was their staunch support of Johnson and how they'd always see him as a legend because of his goals against us and how ridiculous his sentence was. Took one for the team etc. How'd he take one for the team? Were they all diddling her?