Deuce

That's not why you're laughed at.

:thup:

I don't believe that's a real thing.

Nah, he's always been better than he's been given credit for by the hustle mongs.

Rafa Benitez, Newcastle manager. Sam Allardyce, England manager. David Moyes, Sunderland manager. What is 'Things I wouldn't have bet on two years ago' for $300, Alex.

I like to throw joey a bone every once in a while. He tries.

Pep

robbed a living for years. Tragically crap player.

http://www.specialtyansweringservice.net/wp-content/uploads/learn-make-tin-can-phone/man-talking-on-tin-can-phone.jpg edit: ffs Jill

As a team, they really looked like they couldn't be arsed more often than not. I don't dislike him to nearly the same extent as many here. But he's gone now so it's rather moot point and not worthing arguing about. The "SELL 'IM AT WHATEVUH PRICE!" crowd have always been retards though.

I can't believe they actually appointed that mess.

Based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Alternatively, I look at a player who was likely told we wouldn't stand in his way if he wanted to make the next step. As has been the case with transfers for years under Ashley. And then he had to play for clueless Steve McClaren. None of our players looked up for it last season and I can't say I blame them either. He's a very good player who will probably do very well in a much better squad under a better manager (and I'm talking McClaren, not Rafa).

Lallana, Henderson, Clyne

Great news, fuck these scumbags and their shithouse company logo.

Young but experienced centre half with leadership abilities. Just hope he's not a total fucking moron like Stevie T.

*still want

Did it leave the atmosphere?

Teeth like a mercenary cunt. And coward. And cunt.

Disgusting.

Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Manchester United 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Burnley, Sunderland, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Middlesbrough Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Mohamed Elneny Season to Forget: Zlatan Ibrahimovic PFA Player of the Year: David Silva PFA Young Player of the Year: Anthony Martial Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Sam Championship Winners: Newcastle United Runners Up: Derby County 3rd-6th: Brighton & Hove, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest, Norwich City Relegation: Rotherham, Burton Albion, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Aleksandr Mitrovic How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 4th round Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Manchester City EFL Trophy: Shrewsbury Town lion Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: ~9th/10th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes. Before Christmas. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Slapping someone with his cleat

Huh?

he's not wrong