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He'll be on bigger wages here than he would get anywhere else so probably quite hard to shift him. Can only imagine what brainless moron put a player of his caliber on wages that couldn't even be paid by a Sunday league club.

What's the point of loaning him out again? Just sell him and move on.

Yeah I think it'll be perfectly clear that Rafa has no use for him and he'll be shipped out eventually. pls

55m for Sissoko and Wijnaldum is a brilliant bit of business.

To think some absolute fucking weapons on here would've sold him for a third of that.

Christ, you really are the worst. Absolutely lifting patter.

That'd be such a typical Chelsea signing. He wouldn't see the field beyond a handful of token sub appearances.

Hope wor Massadio straight up chins the cunt

What an odd move.

Hope this means that fucking arsehole McManaman is off the table.

No.

Sexy little minx he is

He's our most valuable asset. You don't sell him for less than what he's worth (which is at least £20m, though I'd say closer to £30m) just because you're sick of him being around. I'm joking of course but I truly wish him the worst. ya never know anymore, what with this new crowd of banter knights.

They love him. Right up until he screws up and the bananas start raining down.

Cracking system to ensure we don't play our best player. I was only half-serious.

He's our most valuable asset. You don't sell him for less than what he's worth (which is at least £20m, though I'd say closer to £30m) just because you're sick of him being around.

I think he'd be fine as a backup wide forward in a 4-3-3. Or in his natural position at CF, where he hasn't really played since Pards decided he liked the idea of him as a wide defensive midfielder. You'd hope we wouldn't have to keep playing him where he is atm.

Shouldn't take much for him to push past Mignolet on the Belgium depth chart, considering the latter is crap. Obviously the fact he plays in division lower hurts him for the time being. Be just fine if he turns out to be the Pepe Reina to Courtois' Iker Casillas.

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Brooksy

Fuck you you diabolical human being. I just did that and watched this. Take a look at @AwayDaysVideos's Tweet: https://twitter.com/AwayDaysVideos/status/768852256598949888?s=09 I hope you're happy State of the thing in that video.

He should score with ease at this level. Good signing for them.

Oh great, a total cunt AND outrageously shit player rolled into one.

There's only ever one type of French West African player, Dave. edit: beaten to it