Deuce

“Hugo Ekitike (now with Chelsea)” edit: great I’m the first and only person to make this joke in the span of 2 minutes

I’m willing to part with Vlachodimos

Elanga Ekitike Trafford Guehi Gallagher fuckinghell

We must fucking love this guy to be after him for years and to potentially spend this much on him

I should be jazzed about attending WC matches in my own country. No way I’m spending money on this trash.

Sounds like Infantino gave it to him, which tracks.

love the thought of them clocking that Osula was mates with every good young player around the continent and signing him on that basis

Who were we after? Can’t remember.

65m for Ekitike, 10m for one of their keepers, and Longstaff the other way for 15m

Kudus’s comment itself is whatever. It’s the “Proper Tottenham 💙” that grates.

Gonna be even worse next summer

it happen

With the caveat that I’ve never watched him play, the vibes suggest he’ll be a massive disappointment.

Salt Bae feeling like Buckner when the Sox won the Series in ‘04

just wait til it’s all AI

They made every possible worst decision for this tournament from a footballing perspective. Should’ve been played in MLS stadiums. I like the idea of a once-every-four years CWC played by the winners of the conference championships of the preceding four years. We won’t ever get that at its simplest, because FIFA will always have to squeeze more $$$ out of it.

Not sure why they’re so aggrieved at the prospect. He’s clearly a good player and would strengthen their squad. Is it not wanting to give Chelsea any money? The fact he’s a Spurs youth player? Not his fault Arteta refuses buy an actual striker.

Seen a lot of creative license taken with Ekitike’s proposed position and I’m not sure why. By all accounts he’s exclusively an out-and-out striker.

it happen.

Chelsea doubled their money

Laughs when we end up with Anthony Elangah, 14 year old from the Burkinabe second division