Deuce

Ramon Sosa, incredible player whom I've never heard of, for 10m, while we prepare to throw 80m at them for Elanga. Make it make sense!

ur skating on thin ice, buddy

Xavi Simons would be pure filth, but wouldn’t he cost a billion quid?

What color are the shorts and socks?

Should be the next third kit design

Unless Pope hands in a transfer request, I’d be shocked if we moved him on just because we signed Trafford.

Like that kit. Not a huge fan of the “badge on a badge”, but it’s areet.

Elanga is a proven PL talent, an upgrade on Murphy, and would hit the ground running on match day 1. There really aren’t any other players available to us who tick all three boxes.

3/4 were playing for a comically inept ManU side, tbf.

Sounds like PIF need to buy them another club or two…

Burnley sack the social media dork who was putting out those insane signing vids? Incredible opportunity for a GTA: Weiß City reference

Get the thread going

“the freaks and weirdos on N-O are this close to offing themselves, let’s throw them a bone.”

Elanga is shit and no proper big club would be in for him but he’s also worth at least £60m and I’m furious that our inept front office put in such a crap bid.

NUFC: €40m for Scalvini Atalanta: fuck off and die, you absolute cunts. NUFC: €41m Atalanta:

our bid was so desultory they pulled him off the market completely

Dave

Group D top dawgs

needs shooting for that middle paragraph

Georges Mikautadze. Striker at Lyon. Player who compares closest to Isak on FBRef: https://fbref.com/en/players/4788cb6b/Georges-Mikautadze

Can’t afford his wages, too old/no resale value/PSR, and I’ll yeet myself off a cliff if we don’t sign him.