Deuce

But worrying that’s he’s already 21, past his prime, and doesn’t have 100 league appearances under his belt.

Obligatory “Emre” reference incoming

If there is a risk of this season being his last with us, it’s doubly important that we get a proper backup striker in the door this summer. We’d presumably spend the Isak money our our next first-choice striker, who may or may not be ready to hit the ground running. Need to be able to bed him in the way we did Isak under Wilson.

Rashford is a fascinating player and I’d be very curious to see what Howe could do with him. But it feels like he’s cooked at this point, too.

Honestly, huge improvement for many

does Newcastle have a Jonestown neighborhood?

Sold?

was like “shirt’s alright tbh” then I kept scrolling

If you removed the time stamps and had someone read the last few pages they’d have a hell of a time figuring out what football was on

Funny this is, when we do make our first signing in the next few weeks, there’ll be plenty of posters, many of whom are the ones screaming about how we’re wasting time, who’ll slit their own throats because “we paid too much” or “he’s fucking shite.” Ah, N-O. Never change.

“Chelsea have won the competition for the signature of Roony Bardghji, signing the mercurial winger to an 8-year contract. He will be sent to Strasbourg on a season-long loan.”

Good shout

Gotta be taking the Burnley boys down to the titty bar

Been in talks for a while now. Hope they’ve taken a smoke break.

find this extremely funny. Fuck ‘em.

Colback, straight off an early retirement

Howe’s MO has been to bed in new players, particularly younger ones, slowly. Unless Trafford blows everyone away in preseason, I have to imagine Pope will still be #1 to start the season.

love the odd wiki trawl of the Turkish league to see which blasts from the past have rocked up there

He’d be an excellent addition for any bottom half club.

the man’s commitment to being an asshole is commendable

Don’t they play three at the back, with the three CBs?