Deuce

Either Southampton or Hull coming up is fucking grim

This is the tonic I needed in these dark times

This is always such a silly argument. Like penalties somehow count less, or don’t require any skill whatsoever. Lucky he’s been perfect on pens…if he had missed even a single one this season y’all would be spitting blood about it until the end of time.

Look at this shameless sleight of hand to smuggle a Nigerian player in there

It’s a bit hypocritical that we constantly lament the best players and coaches always choosing the cartel clubs, and then feign outrage when a guy slated for a cartel club gig instead chooses someone like Palace.

Despite the step down in league, it’s a step up in terms of club.

Dunno if this has been posted elsewhere, but I thought it was an insightful analysis of what’s been plaguing us this season: From the 2:15 mark:

feel like pure shit, just want Castore back

Kinda of thing I’d pull in career mode trying to take another lower mid table team to glory.

If he plays moderately well there will be at least one “hear me out…” post on this forum.

Unless West Ham gifts him to us, there isn’t a chance in hell we’re ponying up for Bowen given how last summer went.

Don’t hate it. Worst part is the thicker Adidas shoulder lines

Tonali - Thiaw - Botman - Burn Woltemade - Hall Bruno Murphy - Osula - Joelinton

3-5-2?

Doku loves cutting in and hitting an absolute peach of a curler

Casemiro’s replacement. Him, Mainoo, and Bruno F. makes for a very good midfield.

A testament to Iraola’s quality and, dare I say, shrewd American ownership.

Mackems taking it to ManU so far

Feels very 80s. I like it, unfortunately.

Gee lads dunno, if both Bayern and Barcelona are both in for him he might actually be a pretty good player. I know it’s crazy to consider given his haircut ‘n all.

And not one of them will be us.

Any links to William Gomes at Porto yet? edit: nevermind, wised up and used the search function.

If they really do want him, we’ll get the deal done. We ostensibly have a good relationship with BM, they’re doing things above board, and we’re clearly willing to sell him (unlike Isak, up until the point he made keeping him untenable).

Oddly specific, bobby