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He probably invented the telephone. I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had four missed calls from Joe. [/nicked] That's at least your second giggs today. I'm kind of preoccupied at present. "Oh look at me, I learned I have to deal with a whining baby for the next 3 years. And my wife had a baby too." Pathetic.

Chelsea (A), ManU (A), City (A), Spurs (A), Liverpool (A), Hull (H)

Perhaps the most vindictive and sinister cunt of an owner I've ever heard of. There's incompetence from ownership, and then there's blatant spitefulness and disregard for an entire community.

For old time's sake

What'd you say to him?

http://www.sporcle.com/games/Blowfish_Hootie/national-hero

Missed this one during the game http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/thousands-of-usa-soccer-fans-channel-wu-tang-clans-bring-the

I'd respect him for that at least.

Not sure how it works with the FA, but in both the NFL and MLB, prospective owners must be approved by the league and the other owners.

I mean, the things he's saying...and the fact that the club hasn't said anything...it feels like the club is just as dumbfounded as we are. Ashley thinks Llambias hired JK, Llambias thinks Ashley hired him, Pardew thinks they're in cahoots to oust him, and Carr is watching a 14-year old in some French local league, oblivious to everything.

His name in German?

B-Mags has lost his mind.

Can't wait for that new Young Llambezy album to drop.

You're a funny guy I'm serious though, it's wildly surreal that the club's not released a statement. Unless I completely missed it.

Alberta is the Texas of Canada. He'll have found plenty of God-fearin' disciples there.

Have we still not had any official confirmation from the club?

Could you imagine this kind of thing happening to an NFL team here? The team would've backpedaled it's ass off by now and left Kinnear swaying in the wind. This is like the Bills bringing back Dick Jauron as GM. Except Jauron wasn't a fat bastard, asshole, or idiot.

Nah man.

http://memegenerators.net/wp-content/themes/viralimagehub/images/memes/e3286bf120f0d4763108250b6f9fa841.png

The fact that the fabled Relegationometer got a shout out is immense. :lol:

Or send him a strongly worded letter sans ricin.

Throw a flaming bag of dog shit on his porch.

What'd he say about Mike? Someone send me a PM, we'll keep Mike in the dark.

What'd he say re: Mike? I missed it.

Tiresias quivering with passion on the line. Repping the forum, legend mate.