Deuce

How do you make it this far in life, to this level of celebrity, without someone handing you a pair of tweezers.

I've enjoyed Sportsnet. Think I've seen 5-6 Newcastle games this season just as part of the regular package. Splurge for the extra $15 imo. Where are you in Canada?

What now 'Arry, you fuck. http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1010077/baseballyankeefans.gif

Imagine if we finished top-half ffs.

I'm sure something can be worked out...for a price... I want full authorization to use American sports terminology here without derision, in exchange for a beautiful stream every weekend. Field goal! No good! See if you were a staunch NFL fan, the best response you could've made to my post was, "Field goal! Wide right!"

Hope he puts on a clinic against Arsenal. Whips off his kit to reveal a big 200 tattooed on his chest, flips-off the crowd, and walks down the tunnel.

I'm sure something can be worked out...for a price... I want full authorization to use American sports terminology here without derision, in exchange for a beautiful stream every weekend.

It's what you get for "picking" the Sox as your ball team. http://i.imgur.com/rXLnucY.jpg Rare moment of Yanks-O's harmony here.

It's what you get for "picking" the Sox as your ball team.

Last two starts from him have been solid. I despise him far less than I did earlier this season, perhaps even enough to want to keep him around.

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Deserving of a testimonial for this match alone. Simply for not mucking it up.

Pardew leaving.

Calm down man Stephen Hawking.

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Turboshit performance from this "2-time Champions League winner." Couldn't have asked for a better Toon player.

I figure they're all sitting there in silence while water drips from a faucet. From a what? Fucking.. Froms one ov them metal nobs what shoots the wa'er from the waw, guv!

QPR will tie the game and we'll win in stoppage time...on a set penis to Williamson...

Glad it's catching on!

Really is a great player. Easily the most consistent of the new signings.

That will be a miracle given Shola isn't on the bench. I know.

Shola for Gouffran 70'

QPR just want to lose more than we do.