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That's a challenge from M'bia that tears knee ligaments if it's accurate.

"Come on you R's" What a worthless organization.

Cheick "Thunderbastard" Tiote looks excellent on the ball today.

Open revolt! I was just thinking this. Blatantly ignoring Pards.

Fuck sake, just fucking give it to him. How many offside goals has Cisse had this year.

Authoritative penalty.

We're gonna get the absolute crap beaten out of us. By QPR.

You might've been able to convince me that football clubs had crests once upon a time. But fuck off calling this shit a "crest" http://www.footballdebate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fullham-fc-logo.png http://www.futbol24.com/upload/team/England/Arsenal-FC.png http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gJMCSTp8SGs/SvwdJYuCTUI/AAAAAAAACnc/7Zq417A-XsI/s400/Manchester_United_Badge_Old_Logo.png

"Crest" is a toothpaste. Sorry, make that "mouthscrub" or whatever outrageous term y'all have for toothpaste.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/Spain_National_Football_Team_badge.png/200px-Spain_National_Football_Team_badge.png http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/574/126/Borussia_Dortmund_display_image.png?1292636585 They really should do a modern version of this: http://uefaclubs.com/images/[email protected]

Willo Two holding midfielders We're doomed.

Wigan ffs

He picked the right league.

Tal Ben Haim signs on loan with Toronto

theres always money in the bananasuit. Well played.

Don't think we will ever see Mourinho at Old Trafford, after having so many years of stability i doubt they are going to want to replace SAF with someone who will only be there 3 years max. As good as Mourinho is i think they will go with someone more long term. In fact it wouldn't surprise me at all if they don't even go with a big name. That's why I think Moyes is a logical choice. He'd fit-in seamlessly there.

how many of those speak English? Communication is of massive importance when you're a CB. Hard to justify if it's going to take them 6 months to learn the language. Well ideally he'd speak English as a primary language but English players are expensive and American/Australian players are crap. Hoping for a bite http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01653/onyewu_1653067c.jpg

He's played out wide to accommodate Van Persie. He played out of position for Ronaldo as well. And he's often been tasked with playing AM. What's not hitting his potential? He struck 34 goals last year, 34 two years before, and 16 out of position this year. If you remove the fact that he's English, there's no way he'd be considered a disappointment. He was never going to be Pele as the English press envisioned, but he's easily a Top 10 player in the world.

I think he's an absolutely fantastic footballer who they'd regret letting walk.

Broadly speaking, that's probably true and not really controversial. It would be true the other way around, too. (Yes, I realize you don't give a flying shit about our "sports.") Agreed. Not really that big of a deal. I still enjoy English football.

Important question is, will he get a state funeral?

Nah, we're on the same page. I think ManU will look to hire someone long-term, which Mourinho certainly wouldn't be.

Oh they will, even if Mourinho goes there he will be off in a couple of years. This is why I don't think ManU would appoint him. He's a mercenary, get bored within a few seasons and be off somewhere else. I don't think he's a mercenary particularly, more that he only cares about himself and manages a team to build his legacy rather than build the club up and his style of management isn't suited to long term employment and i think he knows. Pretty typical character trait of a mercenary...

Agudelo off to New England.