Tiotes Witch Doctor

But look at the job hes doing now, thick cunts.

I fucking hate the stupid no lipped, bullshitting, cowardly, charlatan CUNT.

Hope he has connectivity issues with his wi-fi.

Hope he steps in what he thought to be a shallow puddle but actually turns out to be deeper than expected and gets the bottom quarter of his pants wet. The cunt.

I may need a username change

Hope the zipper breaks on his coat when tries to zip up.

Hope he and his entire family fall into a pool filled with piranhas.

Hope his small change falls out of his pocket in the car and gets stuck down the side of the seat and is unable to retrieve it the white haired cock end.

Colback will definitely play now, McClaren wont have the spine to field two brand new central players at once.

Agree, but maybe the position we're in at the moment means we have to rely on these gamble type players, the cream of the crop would be foolish to sign for a relegation threatened circus of a club like us.

Hope he falls down a flight of concrete stairs and never fully recovers.

Might get a new lease of life with a fresh start at a new club, I've been quite impressed with him when I've seen him and think it could end up being a good signing. In terms of homegrown wingers hes a talent and the position we're in and the state the club is in, could we actually do that much better at the moment? Not sure why people care about the transfer fee, we usually spend fuck all so its nice to see Ashley dipping his fat hands into his pockets.

Too many accountants on here mind

Not that its a huge problem, but I'd love another new option other than Perez for wide left, hes been awful lately, offering very little. This. Not sure why we always want to shoe horn him into a role. i like Perez, but in order to start he's got to be the option for the position, he's not our best wide left midfielder, I'm sorry. He's a support striker, but we only play with one up front so where exactly does he fit in ? This is the issue we have at the moment, its becoming clear that our best no10 option is Wijnaldum but we have far too many people in the squad to play in that role and no actual natural wide players. Think Perez should be used as impact sub for a while and show something if he wants his place back in the side. Now starting to think a wide left player with a raking delivery might be a very important signing.

Not that its a huge problem, but I'd love another new option other than Perez for wide left, hes been awful lately, offering very little.

Get this cunt in with the new baldy cunt and the two cunts together will transform our central midfield. Whether that's into something that will keep us up is anyones guess, but it cannot get any worse if we get Colback the fuck out of there. Tiote/Shelvey could work at a push. Just get Colback out pls.

Colback truly awful once again. Gouffran the preferred choice now.

We'll definitely get this Saviet lad, fits the bill for us perfectly, cheap as chips, french and can play in multiple positions so we don't have to buy any or many others. This one will be tied up soon.

Guaranteed goal if he squares it

If we do stumble onto a winning formation its not going to be because it was a McClaren brainwave thats for sure, it'll be out because the usual jobs for the boys cloggers are all injured or suspended at once. Much like Pardew in the 5th season when Obertan and Raylor started picking up injuries.

Showed his good qualities today and looked as good as he normally looks after 5-6 games when he gets his form back. Played his role excellently, just can't rely on his fitness though, its a shame.

Happy new year lads and lasses, gonna try and post more of my absolutely lifting crack and dodgy opinions on here this year rather than just being a severe lurker! Brace yourself 2016.

This is probably another big reason why he cant get our players to perform, they have no respect for him, and who would? The bloke is a coward with no backbone. What a horrible situation we're in man.

4-0.

There are games this season where he has been outstanding and attributed to us winning games in what I believe to be a major way. Hes probably the best that we have for that position unless Tiote can stay fit enough to build some kind of form, but in a perfect world he wouldn't be starting games for us, not by a long way. I do admire his 100% effort every game though, and its not just a myth either like Colbacks supposed efforts. All in all hes got a good game in him but overall not good enough if we were interested in progressing. But we aren't.