Tiotes Witch Doctor

Yes, no punishment has been given yet.

We'll win then. Why's that? I'm not Lee Ryder.

My sister's boyfriend's mate's auntie's mom's son's bestfriend who works at the club says Messi is going to sign. When? Says he's should be signed by Wednesday Think your talking shit mate.

My sister's boyfriend's mate's auntie's mom's son's bestfriend who works at the club says Messi is going to sign. When?

Mate of mine, who is a friend of the Carroll family are saying hes heading over to sort out the deal sometime this weekend.

Got a feeling we're going to get tonked tomorrow, an I'm usually optimistic about our chances. Just a feeling.

Fletcher is more of a 8-12 goal a season striker than anyone profilic I agree but, they have goals from other areas too, I seem to remember Johnson being good in front of goal, Mc Clean seems to pop up with a few, and we know Sessegnon can pitch in with more than most of our midfielders would. They seem very good defensively under O'neill but never had the attacking prowess to kill teams off with goals. Now they have that capability I think they will be good, could see a potential 7th place for finish for them at best, but no higher than that, and 7th is pushing it slightly.

Bit cringey on here tonight, shades of RTG tbh. Whether you like it not they have a decent first team now, not as good as ours I wouldn't say but its much closer. Mc Clean on the left with a midfield central three of Cattermole, Colback and Sessegnon, Johnson on the right and Fletcher up top isn't bad at all tbh. Not going to lower myself to their level and clutch at straws, they have a decent starting side now, deal with it.

Seemingly the us of 5 years ago.

I know him, hes a good lad and doesn't talk shite, his mate might though I dont know.

Expect a bid from Sunderland.

Breaking news that, Lee I actually didn't know that How long is the ban?

Clearly making that up off the top of his head. Where would he draw that conclusion from, the only precedent for this was the Wenger incident which was a 1 game ban.

Mate of mine reckons he will escape any touchline ban and will just be warned and fined due to him being apologetic about what happened. I reckon he will get same treatment as Wenger. 1 game touchline ban and about 10k fine.

Same here, love the unfeasibly long line at the end. "I was recently watching the best Newcastle goals in history, I've been here 6 months and all they show is me!" Best line

Watched it 3 times now, still creased.

I know we aren't allowed to post links to You tube on here, but if anyone wants a laugh search for Ba v Cisse: The Rap Battle. Hilarity.

Ben Arfa is starting.

Of course they're allowed to drink water!

Gosforth mate

Actually cant sleep because of excitement for tomorrow. Cashed in £500 worth of shares in from work that I didn't know I had, got 3 days off with a weekend of football, doesn't get much better!

We will have our strongest team out tomorrow I'm absolutely certain of that. There is an article on Sky Sports where Pards is saying that he doesn't know what to expect from Spurs, this business about players being injured is just to even the playing field.

1-1 for me, but think we could nick it.

After seeing his first interview on NUFC TV I'm now even more excited about this signing, he knows nigh on perfect English already and he spoke with great passion about improving himself and showing what he can do. Seems very confident and raring to go aswell, wants to play on Saturday if Pards wants him to. Seems like a very likeable guy, which is in keeping with the trend at the club at the moment, reckon he will slot in nicely.