Tiotes Witch Doctor

I'm more bothered about Kev if I'm honest, so much potential that lad has.

I would get rid if possible like, absolutely pointless having him at this point.

I reckon he said he was going for scran and was actually heading to The Centurion for some bait. Turns out I'm ITK. I've got more info £5 per PM.

Taxi driver on one of those shite FB groups: "On Saturday I posted about Siem de Jong!dont know if anyone remembers well he back from Ireland while the rest of the squad are continuing their tour and me being the nosy fucka asked him why he back so soon? Now make of this what you wish but he asks me to take him to central station when he's going for a scan??? Now howay why is he going to the central station when the hospital NUFC use for medicals and scans and the likes is the Nuffield in jesmond approximately 500 meters from his home." If true either hes injured again or hes off.

Absolutely lush that. I would pay top dollar for it, still can't bring myself to get a top with the wonga logo on, nice or not.

Even the new Wonga logo isn't as bad as the old one, still shite though. Brown Ale badge would look terrific on that black and white one, anyone got good even P-shop skills?

Shola looked like fucking Ibrahimovic last time we went down man, the league is shite, we'll be fine with what we have. Not that I would say no to another good goalscorer mind.

What we have now? Two centre backs and others who can play out of position. Luckily Rafa is after another CB. Players we've got who can play CB Mbemba Lascelles Dummett Hayden Mbabu As I said would prefer another specialist CB in but if we didn't for whatever reason I think we would be OK till Jan at least.

Hope they dont get Moyes, Curbishley would be great.

Think they will go down this season without him, passing them on the way up would be delicious.

The last time we got 35 million was way more ridiculous tbh. 35million now is not the same value as 35 million back then. Aye but at the time Carroll had just scored 11 goals in half a season and was looking better with every game, Sissoko has been gash for 3 seasons.

Imagine if someone actually stumps up the 35 million? It would be one of the most ridiculous transfers football has ever seen.

I'd rather another CB like but I think we would be fine with what we have now if that's how it panned out.

Hatred seems to have escalated a notch in the last 10 posts What a cunt he is.

The yardage ratios must have been on point then.

That Janssen signing has flop written all over it.

This cunt gone yet?

Will that include the League Cup tie? So he'll be back for the Brighton game? Aye.

Mitrogate.

Mitro missing first 4 fixtures remember y'all.

Sels Gamez Lascelles Mbemba Dummett Ritchie Hayden Shelvey Aarons Perez Gayle *Provided we lose Gini and Sissoko as expected.

Will be dead within the next few years if he carries on this way. Simple as that.

Amazing breath of fresh air to have a manager as meticulous as Rafa in charge, seems like theres a good chance hes had signings earmarked even before the end of last season.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20160711/hayden-how-meeting-rafa-made-my-mind-up_2281670_5720282 :D

No solid links as of yet, but after the so called amazing Euro performances and the fact hes literally frothing at the gash to leave I think he will be away within the next couple of weeks.