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https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=90037.msg3168287#msg3168287 HTT on the money in post #1

Any manager who talks about luck already has their excuses ready.

So reading that, the sale price is £500m - plus proof of another £500m to invest in us - is that right?

I want all of our players to be hurt in a training ground incident so that none of them can play for years, for Steve Bruce and his team to all slip a disc during a gay orgy and the ground freehold to be sold to JD sports.

Injured within 4 games

We’ve got Roeder scouting Dirk Kuyt.

Pretty much nails how I feel too. Scorched earth will be needed to get rid of Ashley.

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/newcastle-united-players-involved-in-early-hours-street-fight-before-trip-to-china-the-mail/ Shelvey loves it up here with the peasants, does he?

This deal smells of Nachos.

Marmalade Atkins? She died 20 years ago. He *is* a sick fuck.

Disrupt the power supply to the stadium. Stop the opposing team coach arriving to games. Poison Steve Bruce. Put oil on the stairs. Hire a plane to display large adverts for JD Sports. Put weedkiller on the pitch. Make a hoax phone call at 2:45. Get the council to revoke the stadium covenant. Block the roads on match days. Arrange a free bus and tickets to a clashing Gateshead game from outside SJP All things which would be highly disruptive, but which people must not do.

Maybe we should picket on match days and try and stop people getting into games:. Yes - it would get very very nasty - but it might expedite change.

I want this Cnut to be fisted by the Hulk in the middle of Northumberland street and then used as a hat by Greys Monument.

Buying back shares is insider trading, is it? OK. Hence the question mark. It must be dodgy somewhere - it’s Ashley.

I might just have a wank. It’s probably more productive.

Surely that would be some form of insider trading?

Hearing that Bruce is actually Graham Carr’s pick. Make of that what you will.

I don’t want Ashley to be our owner. So it all fits. @SportsDirectFC

It begins...

“So Steve, Rafa left because the club owners lack ambition. The fans claim that the owners only want to achieve 17th place each year to stay in the league. The owners have admitted lying to the fans and the press. The club has a negative net spend under these owners and are currently the only team in the league to not have signed a player. You relegated Sunderland and have failed to get teams promoted from the Championship and the Newcastle fans don’t want you. In footballing terms, and as ‘fan’ - why do you want this job.” Why does this never happen?

This knacker is In “Lollo Rosso” in Morpeth with Darlow and Voldemort tonight.

Why Steve Bruce and not Moyes? He’s equally shite, relegated the Maclean’s and he is free.

Fuck it - who cares. Boris will be PM, Steve Bruce in charge of Newcastle and Doctor Who has tits. I’m out.

Bookies now have us as **more** likely to go down than we were without a manager.

Rafa is a political animal - it’s no surprise that the fans can also be played a little by those politics. I do think he had a connection with us and with the scousers - but I also think that he uses that at times. If I was being really cynical, I would presume that his daughter has now graduated from Durham? Either way, he was still the best thing at this club since 2005.