Pons Alias

Not in a million years. At least they have hope.

I would swap places with the Mackems right now.

https://royalbluemersey.sbnation.com/2018/8/3/17648628/everton-transfer-rumours-summer-2018-newcastle-jamaal-lascelles-transfer-update-marco-silva

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/anne-rushton-south-shields-court-14976055 “Grim RSPCA snaps show stained clothes, pop bottles and a Sports Direct mug dumped around the filthy home, which reeked so bad visitors felt sick.”

"We don't shop at Sports Direct" fits Yellow Submarine. It's three syllables short. Just throw in "you cunt" on the end and it fits a charm. Was my exact thought when I read Dave's post We don't shop at sports direct you cunt You fat fucking cunt We all think you're a cunt (repeat ad nauseum) You know, if we can stop getting our games televised, there would be no point in him owning us...

The best thing to chant would be “Sports Direct are shit”. Repeatedly.

Tit! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/england-fan-lands-woman-leaps-12877906

Stoke will have looked at Villa and said Promotion or Bust - literally..

Exactly, what the fuck's he doing in Magaluf...if he's not on a stag do he wants shooting. He could have been taking in a Roman Fort or a Victorian Folly - he's wasting his life Does he like Owls?

I wonder if Rafa could broker a swap with somewhere?

It really isn't - because I specifically said it was a mirror - so the reflected image wouldn't be the same. In this instance, the manager stiffed the country. In Robson's the country stiffed the manager. In both, however - the team did/would be aware that the manager was leaving.

Almost a mirror to the way Robson was treated in 1990

He’ll never be worth more....

Anyone know what report this is referring to? https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/06/mike-ashley-tells-rafa-benitez-will-get-transfer-funds-signs-contract-extension-report-newcastle-united/

Looks like she’s had some work done? https://www.instagram.com/p/_sFc7vlF2p/

I hope he farts and accidentally follows through while the vicar is round for tea.

Hmm... https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/05/revealed-mike-ashley-committed-newcastle-united-least-55m-future-lease-payments/

We tried to keep Rafa, but we couldn’t match his ambition with the funding required to challenge for the top 4 in the premier league. We’d like to put our thanks on record for the work Rafa has done over the last three years, and we now look move on and forward to a bright future with the welcome return of Sam Allardyce.

I reckon he’ll walk and claim constructive if we don’t sign Dubravka.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/incredible-story-newcastles-greatest-ever-14244231 Reading this, Rafa's going to have to leave. You can't work with these people.

Graft > Skill <\pardew>

That's his life now. In for a few months getting millions to keep a club up. It's about as much as anyone can put up with his football. He probably doesn't care considering the money he'll be paid too. He's Dave Basset.

I note Rafa says in his interview that loan players are going back now. We need this guy....

It's almost as if it's worth investing in goalscorers.

Madness The Specials