Shays Given Tim Flowers

Lukaku is fucking massive.

To be fair on NBC they referred to Yedlin as “the United full back” once. Souness corrected himself on sky and then said Man U instead.

"United" "United" "United" repeat ad nauseum

The start of a mini-run of beating the top teams.

Our results against the bottom half teams have been good. Maybe not in individual games but across the season so far. What is more problematic is our record against the top half teams. Almost like the gap in quality between playing squads becomes more pronounced.

His results are poor = fact? I'm not convinced you can present this as fact. I mean you can look at points on the board and our results across a season and say that is poor. But is it not more complicated than that? The ability of our playing squad makes what at face value can be argued 'poor' results become considerably more reasonable. Similarly, the argument about our playing squad being a lot better last time is not just as simple as saying well I don't agree. I mean if you were to look at the transfer value of that squad compared to this squad the difference in quality would be pronounced. Would any one of our players if sold (at a time of greatly increased fees) merit a transfer fee of £23 million?

Must have missed all those floods of offers coming in for our Premiership quality players.

He's doing good, but I'm not convinced he can perform consistently for 90 minutes.

This Such a depressing part of the day was just how far we’ve fallen behind the likes of palace.

As well they should be. 6 in a row is fucking disgusting and may not ever be remedied

I’m drunk sorry 54

My dad used to say and stands by that they both should've been our front 2 as Shearer's legs were going after 2003/04, despite how much of a little t*** Bellamy is. Your dad's not wrong. If 54’s Dads wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Desperately need a striker who can score.

He's the towelie of football.

God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes.

We are completely fucked as long as this guy is here. A waste of time looking any further than our nose. Need to get him gone before any good can come.

We were fine getting players sorted (incoming out and outgoing) when we were relegated. Funny how we can't do any business now.

Fucking hell popped out for a walk expecting us to announce it by the time I got back.

Doesn't have to pay anything in the last 12 months of his contract apparently, so could leave in the summer no problem. Yeah was just going to the whole he’s leaving soon stuff.

If he leaves he has to pay a big wedge. No chance he goes anywhere. He will just say I told you so when it goes wrong.

Hell in a cell?

I want this man to lead a long, miserable life.

He's on something like £6,000,000 a year. Think he has to pay that too if he leaves. He's not going anywhere.