SMTW

See last weeks reaction, then double it.

Not for a must win game like this at home! Surely he must have known Cabaye might not last the 90. Makes the Marv decision even worse.

Get the fuck away from this club now, you clueless coward.

It's a bit late to try keeping it internal. Basically meaning its all going to go tits up, so the less said the better...

Felt this against Brighton. Seems like we've coached his excellent football education right out of him. I reckon when we get new signings we get them to play 1-2s down the pitch while simultaneously Willo hoofs the ball down field. Like that scene from Goal when he has to run to the net. "Look, hoofing = quicker"

Hasn't got the legs to go the long way round

If we win, promise us you'll stop attending games?

I'm going to counter my pessimism in the relegation thread with predicting a 4-0. Pardew to be visited by three ghosts this week and have a revelation...

of course not, he'd break his toes...

Hopefully the three as it stands.

Worse than Tiote for yellow cards per game. Liability.

we should ask this god character to be manager then, because Pardew clearly doesn't know it...

10. I'm a 10. Fucking hell. We're doomed!

I wish I could laugh.

Reading winning.

As the Coloccini song will soon no longer be required: "Oh matt debuchy you are the love of my life, oh matt debuchy i'd let you shag my wife, oh matt debuchy, i want Yohan's cock too..." nohomo

Poll is quite conclusive. Most obvious and best candidate in my opinion..

Agree. I think a good old-fashioned win would do wonders at the moment. A win? What's one of those?

I feel betrayed after letting him shag my wife...

Bye Colo. Bye Premier League...

That shit celebration that he does winds me up everytime.

This ESPN coverage is ideal for a bingo card. "This is their cup final."

Watched it on FA Live. You know, for all that I hate the drive by everyone in the media to let us know the numbers beforehand, that was exactly how a draw should be! Quite relieved we went out after seeing the draw... We would have had to play against another team.

Looks way to heavy to be lynx? Lube, or some baby wipes. Now in HMV to buy a nice blu-ray to snuggle up on the sofa. Magic Mike, perhaps?

They both look thrilled to be part of this picture. Cabaye couldn't look any less impressed.