SMTW

Think Pardew should have to explain the logic behind every sub in a post match interview. Would love to find out where the fuck his thinking comes from.

There was a moment today when he had the ball in our half, with time and space. Everyone knew what he was going to do. He did the god-awful shift of the ball with the outside of his boot preparing to hoof it.... ...but then he didn't! Must have then nudged it another 4 times before eventually putting the ball long in the general area of Evertons half. Had 5 times to reconsider/pick out a pass, but hoofing it seems to be the only option he has. Its like he's a fucked xbox controller and the A button doesn't work.

Pretty sure no blasties is a rule now.

That FK decision. If that's a foul then the Obertan should have had a pen.

How can Chelsea get Ba and lose Sturridge and be in a net cash inflow position? Doesn't make sense. Bastards.

too drunk to spell... but fits.

Yohan cabaye... auld langs sigh?

FUCK OFF. This club. Know how to raise my spirits just to crush them...

Thing is no one shouted SHOOOT as well. Oh I heard a few from being me but that was at the other end of the pitch doubt he heard it. One will fly in as it did vs Arsenal I just hope when it does it means as much as that one did so he can go screaming the full length of the pitch again. And Harper comes rushing from the stands to deliver the peoples elbow. In retrospect, that may have just been his delayed reactions to an earlier arsenal effort.

Don't know if he still does, but he used to live in Crammy. Lived next to one of my mates aunties. Drove an old astra too.

I thought you must have doctored those quotes. As I read it the more it sounded like a piss take.

Redknapp in cuntish transfer games shock.

Also the players they showed were running back toward their goal, of course they would be off balance if the ball was pulled back. Nelson was static and have time to plant his feet and get his balance as each cross was hit nicely straight at him by us. This should probably be in the football pet hates. I wonder how long it took them to dig out those examples of players off balance to then go use them as an invalid comparison. Might as well of shown clips of cricket and said "Look how the fielders failed to get in the way of the ball. Now watch Nelson."

My initial thought was Sessegnon was trying to side foot it in the net and miscued it. Aye, that's what I meant. I think his reaction (or lack of) gives it away... If Henry had done it we would have called it genius.

My initial thought was Sessegnon was trying to side foot it in the net and miscued it.

Here's me complaining that it takes ages to get round the metro centre when I'm with my lass. Just imagine having to go shopping with Jonas.

He can ask the referee for permission to temporarily leave the field, he can be substituted or he can go in his shorts (which probably leads to temporarily leaving the field for equipment change). That might explain some of the s*** performances I've seen over the years. i'm sure there is footage of a player having shat himself on the pitch. gary lineker i think. aye he did. During Italia 90. Was on big fat quiz of the 90s recently. Had completely forgot about this story until then

That website. "Toe injury". Doesn't have a link to it. Puts it up there with acute leukaemia.

Once in a while though, our training ground routine of aiming for the opposition's smallest player to clear, for Colo to hook back in pays off.

This. Then he realised he was on his left foot and didn't seem to understand that he could use that to kick the football. Can see why he'd rather play down the left when his tendency is to try and force the inside route.

Saylor in Sainsbury's this afternoon. He bought some prawn crackers, so I did too

We played against a team who let us play in the second half so they could soak up and counter. QPR won't - they'll be a lot tighter on us. Brilliant my arse. We're in big, big trouble. Finally back to your best. Couldn't agree more. We were good for the first 8 minutes, after that we conceded twice and City invited us into the game. Thinking about it again, I agree with the above. Really angry at the team selection of Jonas starting and/or playing as long as he did. Taking Tiote off was stupid too. So it was City's plan to get it to 2-1?

Best performance from one of our players this season then?

This. Haven't been joining in with the Pardew out lot, but not seeing Jonas as a massive weakness is starting to annoy me. His crossing was his only saving grace.

Gonna leave us... :'(