Jesse Pinkman

Yeah I wouldn't touch any of them even after 10 cans TBH. Number 1 is showing to much side bra, I like things left up to the imagination. Number 2 is doing the duck face and her boobs are too big. Number 3 is rocking a black strap watch (so 2011), and the grey dress reminds me of our turgid away kit. Number 4 is on the edge of the photo and clearly not the dominant female of the pack. I regularly bang better than that TBH, but to each their own.

We can't even get Paul Simpson (now a free agent) over the line, I'd forget about players until 31st August.

Micah Richards has signed for Villa, reportedly for 65k per week.

Haven't Sky just confirmed that Chelsea have bid for Falcao? Probably something to do with it.

What have you done!!

Just seen that Dost wears the world cups, love that on a striker. Get him over the line Macca!

Unless we are playing Dost up top with Perez (or another creative striker) I think he has all the makings of a huge flop.

The guy is over 70 and hasn't been involved in first team football in 20 years, this will end well...

Suprised he wasn't holding one of those giant sports direct mugs tbh.

MBwia and Santon still on the Newcastle retained list released by the Premier league

Good riddance, the guy has seriously stole a living for 3 years now. I have no sympathy for him.

http://i.imgur.com/IOoLn24.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hpIsLDT.jpg So depressing!

It was all a smokescreen to pressure McClaren into the job.

If the interview was conducted after the game why is it only being released now?

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies 1h1 hour ago Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv. Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC @MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it. I've got pictures of me bucking Emma Stone. Don't know how to upload though, soz. Am I the only one who doesn't get this Emma Stone thing?

Fair play, they did the right thing in and brought in a manager with pedigree. They are getting what they deserve. It's just a shame we are aswell.

I'm sure Newcastle airport pay a hell of a lot more than Newcastle United. Soon Ashley will be locked away in his castle all by himself. Hopefully it ends like scarface, always wanted a sequel!

I might have to think about buying it for atleast 10 seconds if it was this: http://i.imgur.com/j4nwbpU.jpg

Even if we don't go down, hasn't Carver lost us about 6m in league position pay out? Wouldn't it have been cheaper just to bring a temporary manager in for 6 months?

Let's do something the club obviously isn't doing and plan for the possibility that we are relegated to the Championship. Who are the likely leavers and who will stick around? Also who would you try and get as a manger if we went down?

They seemed to rely solely on Graham Carrs contacts within the game. I honestly don't know what Charnley brings to his role, but I suppose the same could be said for Carver.

:lol: we are so fucked.

I'd take Brady, seems a decent back up player.

Can Harper not jump?