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"It's pretty much a straight swap, he's going into De Bruyne's hole"

Actually don't know what to say about that decision. Criminal.

Everyone has a game plan until their keeper stays rooted to the spot with clear sight of the strike.

I do believe Gordon's future involves moving centrally. He'll become our utility man that every squad needs.

Should have 100% went with The Boys are Back in Town at full time like. Completely cocked it.

Why are we like this job done.

Leicester are going to have to open up, think our superior fitness levels see us win by 2 or 3 in the end.

Mad how that left back just hasn’t been reading Miggy cutting back in on his left.

Games gone if you can’t go in studs up on your opponents leg tbh.

Big call to leave their two big players out, unless they’re carrying knocks or Smith doesn’t think they have the required pashun.

Let’s get this wrapped up again in 20 minutes so Miley can get a half in at St James.

Fair play to Souey. You’d think Paul Pogba could be doing things like this too.

No chance Leicester can live with us under the lights at St James. We’re back boys.

Howe with some of the best decision making you’ll see since Aniston decided not to wear a bra on the set of Friends.

Burn guides his header on Targett! 2-0!

De Zerbi looking like he’d rather be at home, sitting in his fucking armchair wanking off to Pop Idols, trying to avoid his wife's gaze as he struggles to come to terms with his sexless marriage.

Why the fuck is he looking to flick it on there?

All in our hands, got to see it home now.

I’d like to know how they came about catching him out/who grassed him, as from what I am led to believe this is quite a common thing amongst footballers but very few seem to be found out.

Depends on the budget and others coming in too, but I wouldn’t hesitate to bring him in. Part of the process is seeing what they add to their current team, and what they can add to us. It’s night and day, a side like Leicester and stepping into our team where he will flourish imo.

Would imagine he will definitely be named for a Champions League squad.

Trippier. Should be a good listen.

Difficult watch, that clip. I certainly wouldn’t feel inspired by it if I was anyway involved with Leeds.

I’m sure there’s a clip somewhere where he’s yelling at Alan Smith over the megaphone to hit it long to Owen.