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16:53 Crystal Palace's afternoon goes from bad to worse as Pape Souare for a two-footed challenge, Alan Pardew looks to be simmering with anger. Can't wait to see him simmering on MOTD tonight

Palace in the Premier League from December December Everton (a) Draw Southampton (h) Won Stoke (a) Won Bournemouth (a) Draw Swansea (h) Draw January Chelsea (h) Lost Aston Villa (a) Lost Man City (a) Lost Tottenham (h) Lost February Bournemouth (h) Lost Swansea (a) Drew Watford (h) Lost Played: 12 Scored: 10 (0.8 goals per game) Conceded: 20 (1.6 goals per game) Its all going tits up for poor Super Al

Just popped up on my Facebook, the lengths people go to ffs

That was awful Joey

Scousers beating mackems 2-0 now

Cisse been giving him shooting lessons, the lad couldn't score in a brothel

Still no league win since 19th December Palace in Dec, Jan & Feb December Everton (a) Draw Southampton (h) Won Stoke (a) Won Bournemouth (a) Draw Swansea (h) Draw January Chelsea (h) Lost Aston Villa (a) Lost Man City (a) Lost Tottenham (h) Lost February Bournemouth (h) Lost Scored: 8 Conceded: 17 Only two wins which were both FA Cup (Southampton & Stoke) These could fall like a stone if they don't win a game in the next few weeks

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6 league games without a win Boom bust starting early for Pards

Hasn't won a league game since 19th December now Palace in Dec & Jan December Everton (a) Draw Southampton (h) Won Stoke (a) Won Bournemouth (a) Draw Swansea (h) Draw January Chelsea (h) Lost Aston Villa (a) Lost Man City (a) Lost Scored: 6 Conceded: 11 Hopefully the end of his boom and the start of his bust

Dummett, Haidara, Mbabu & Colback can all play there. No options is wrong, no decent left back however

Mbemba had a crap week, two poor games

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What was the limit? Thought it was a high number of appearences/goals then they would be obligated to purchase him after that point? Didn't think it would be done so soon. 12 games Correct It is understood that a compulsory-purchase clause was placed into the French international’s loan deal, meaning that Marseille would have to pay around £6million to make the transfer permanent once Cabella played a certain number of games. That mark is understood to have been 12, and has therefore already been passed. With the injury not being overly serious, it is unlikely that it will in any way prevent Cabella’s loan move turning into a permanent deal. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-loan-winger-remy-cabella-10694156 (6th Jan 2016)

Ita not bollocks at all, its not a law but its guidance on interpreting law 12 (page 125) Handling the ball Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm. The referee must take the following into consideration: • the movement of the hand towards the ball (not the ball towards the hand) • the distance between the opponent and the ball (unexpected ball) • the position of the hand does not necessarily mean that there is an infringement • touching the ball with an object held in the hand (clothing, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement • hitting the ball with a thrown object (boot, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement In yesterday case Mbemba has prevented Fellani from having a header at goal or to another Man Utd player. His arm was above his head which is an unnatural position and this its a foul and a penalty kick

Man Utd penalty was a pen, Mbemba had his arm in unnatural position and blocked a attempt at goal by Fellaini. Tackle on Janmaat was a pen Foul by Smalling was a pen. Fellaini could have had two yellows, cant say Dean had a bad game tbh.

Spurs? His two subs changed the game and got us the win.

Janmaat should have gone there

Colo marking thin air for the goal, such a useless c**t. Why did we give him a new contract

Blaming Colback for that man, Wijnalum was sloppy and lost the ball so it was a take one for the team tackle

Looks like not getting Remi Garde may be a good thing, he's shown nothing so far that he's going to be able to keep Villa up. He hasn't given the players belief or confidence, they don't look organised and they are not scoring either. As it stands now (up to HT today) P 5 W 0 D 2 (Man City & Southampton) L 3 (Everton, Watford & Arsenal) Scored: 3 Conceded: 11 Points 2

McClaren > Klopp

Daily Mail researchers doing their usual in depth work He's actually Brazilian so not even the right continent

No Why would us getting relegated be any good? Having shitter players playing for us, half empty SJP still covered in SD tat, playing against players who wouldn't look out of place on the doors of a chavy pub, going to shitter grounds, stadium music, having to go to places like Burnley, Hull, Preston, MK Dons, Brentford, Bolton, Rotherham and other shithole towns. PL > Fizzy pop league any day

Villa equalised against Watford too Were back in the bottom 3 now unless the mackems get beat