Chicane

Not gonna lie, feeling a bit nervous about this now Ideally we win and Hull lose (obviously). Don't want to be going into the last day with it all to play for. Hate that shit. Idk why I still care because even if we stay up it's not like things are gonna be better next year. I just feel like relegation could set us back years. Plus we'll all have to deal with the inevitable talk about how we were all wrong and stupid for wanting Pardew gone and how it's backfired on us

Aye they're shit but we're turboshit.

They'll be playing without any pressure now and in their last home game in front of their own fans in the Prem. Could easily see them turning us over by 2 or 3.

Ryan Taylor ffs

Is he made out of paper mache or what?

Where the fuck is Tiote? Has he just gone AWOL and nobody gives a fuck or what? I know he is or was injured but there's been no updates or anything

The club has become a joke. Literally. An absolute carnival where you never know what ridiculous thing will happen next, but you know it's coming.

If he were a dog the vet would be telling us he needs to be put down.

Darlow R. Taylor S. Taylor Lascelles Dummett Obertan Bigi Colback Jonas Riv Armstrong Our Championship XI next year

What an absolute joke.

Klopp is so far out of our league why even bother wasting the time and bandwidth to write that crap?

Dicks' twitter handle is 'JULIAN3DICKS' Lucky guy.

Not that it matters much but I don't think De Jong will start, read an interview he did after Swansea and he didn't seem like he was ready yet

How will Jemez feel about managing in the Championship though?

This guy is quickly approaching Pardew-levels of dislike for me. Give it a bit more time and he'll be right there with him.

When are Sissoko and Cisse back?

We're done. Championship football next year then. I guess it at least makes it more likely Ashley will fuck off without the Prem TV money.

Nobody on the bench then?

I really think we'll go down. Gonna put some money on it to at least soften the blow.

Honestly so sick of this shit. We're fucking clueless, hopeless, have absolutely nothing whatsover. Don't see us getting another point this season.

Just showed a close up of it

What's he said?

What a God awful team we've got.

I've heard rumours Pep will leave Bayern if they win the CL this year. Would love to see him managing in the Prem.

He must've sold his soul to the devil in exchange for this, only explanation