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I'll keep saying we'll win. Eventually I'll be right.

Stuck in shit wumming and he can't get out of it

Yep.

Let's just say that Ayoze won't be going "ok sure we lost, but at least I did my part".

Every f***ing time. aka neither of you watched the match properly and just want to push the Joselu/Mitrovic button regardless of whether the context aligns with it. Joselu and Gayle were the only players that come out with any credibility, both scored and still the Mitrovic fans force out the tears. This "if only this player would have played instead of that player" is irrelevant and boring as fuck.

Yep.

Worst loss in...I don’t even remember.

Great goal. Gayle is our best finisher by miles.

JOSEGOL

I’m optimistic. Let’s have ’em.

Typical Sun typo. Her name is Linda (mad woman). And she's not his wife, they're divorced. They got married again. Marrying Mike Ashley twice, what an absolute lunatic. That's worse than hiring Joe Kinnear twice. I wonder what she sees in the billionaire Mike Ashley. Wallpaper?

Typical Sun typo. Her name is Linda (mad woman). And she's not his wife, they're divorced. They got married again. Marrying Mike Ashley twice, what an absolute lunatic. That's worse than hiring Joe Kinnear twice.

Typical Sun typo. Her name is Linda (mad woman). And she's not his wife, they're divorced.

I hope he's better than John Carew.

Same here

Need a win here. Think we'll get one.

The amount of shit posted in the match threads, Jesus...

The "when I did leave we were ninth" bit says a lot about him. Ninth for him is top of the league. When we finished fifth, for him it was like winning the Champions League.

4-4-2, park the bus and hoof it towards Mitro and the J-man.

What? It's The King and The Best Manager In The Premier League. They're going for the title.

2002 Group of Death reunion on the cards. Like that poster, very retro.

The Sack Velodrome

I still feel a lot more comfortable when Pardew has a job (that's not NUFC). Damaged for life.

Hahahahaha John fucking Carver

Good post.