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God I hate this fucking slug. I hope we're getting relegated, I really do.

Not really a "statement" is it? He's not gonna tell the SSN reporter he's sacking Pardew. I hope.

The Pardew excuse generator is brilliant. It was the roadworks on the A1 that meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked so that's all I can ask for.

Perfect job for Pardew.

@Kris_Newcastle: My brother plays golf at Mitcham golf club - often plays with Pardew's brother. Apparently this talk of a stand off is 100% true. @Kris_Newcastle: According to him, Pardew is sick of his life and wants out, but doesn't want to waive the £4m that would come his way if he were sacked.

You asked for it.

Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise

It's been totally hijacked. It's not us. This. Get well soon Jonas.

@ecanalla: Jonás Gutiérrez on @TyCSports : "I got my left testicle removed in Argentina. When I came back to England, [Pardew] told me to leave."

So how many here really think that he's about to be sacked/resign? Still have a hard time seeing it happen.

I'm worried we'll win this. Cardiff all over again.

Klopp for me like

Enough with the fat jokes.

This gets me every time.

Tea lady has resigned.

Too much info

May I ask why?

I think the turning point was when they scored their first goal in the 6th minute.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/391000/391000_1267748509804_full.jpg

If you enjoy getting trashed yes. We've seen his version of leadership on the pitch. Relax, it won't happen.

Colo in a suit by the touchline would be mint tbh.

OUT TODAY. I'll take that as confirmed then.

He's obviously mentaly ill.

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