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I really don't see why Ashley would sack him, unfortunately.

Nah, Pardew's not going anywhere. Only thing that would make his position insecure is relegation but even then he's not certain to be sacked IMO. Pardew is perfect for the job in Ashley's eyes, a manager who doesn't give a fuck about the fans and happily accepts the "affordable football" model as he's overjoyed to even be managing at this level. Pardew is the anti-Keegan and that's just what Ashley wants, he's not going to find anybody more suitable.

Hull making some great signings tonight. Brucey is a ninja.

You don't know what it is? I can help you. It's a helicopter.

Negredo to Valencia apparently.

Aye, good signing that.

In bits here, it's so crap www.bleacherreport.com/articles/2183060-zenit-st-petersburg-sign-bart-simpson-on-transfer-deadline-day I hope they don't have actual needs. Imagine if we did that today. :lol: Oh God please. :lol: would be amazing. "Newcastle have signed Squawky the sportsdirect seagull". There'd be actual deaths. The Honey Monster is a tough act to follow. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7TZka3k9Drw/hqdefault.jpg

This is so fucking stupid.

Diakité has left the mackems. Wouldn't surprise me if we signed him.

Javier Hernandez joins Real Madrid on a season-long loan. Real have first buying option on the striker at the end of the loan.

Fumaca

We'd see some blitzkrieg football.

http://90lar.demirayak.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/denver-the-last-dinosaur.jpg

He thinks he's gonna get the England job one day, no doubt.

Would be a good signing.

Dream on.

That's bollocks. Half the league is dire. But the other half is better than us. Half of the dire teams look like they train more than us. 18 of 20 teams has scored a goal in the EPL ... wonder how the "shot on target" is for Newcastle compared to the dire teams. 2 shots on target per game so far, we're 17th along with the mackems. Might change after this game, mind.

I seem to remember that Ashley Young was once a good player. Fuck knows what happened.

The Entertainers.

Schumacher...pretty much every German goalkeeper.

If your nickname is "El Loco" you have an automatic place in the team imo. So René Higuita in goal and Bielsa as coach.

Like you wouldn't take him.

Their manager as well. http://www.beinsports.fr/di/library/bein/14/94/montpellier-courbis_219932_MONTPELLIER_COURBIS_121213.jpg?t=-421977926&w=640&h=360&quality=95&cropTo=top

He's already my favourite Newcastle player.

They are the reigning champions, tbf.