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Saving him for Saturday, hopefully.

Good half. Impressed with Abeid. Aarons is special.

Good watch this.

Poor man's Zlatan. They're nothing alike. Superb technical ability and intelligence as well as being a big player and a goal scorer. Can look a bit lazy on the pitch. Arrogant. You're right, neither of them is anything like that.

Poor man's Zlatan.

Ashley far more likely to spend a few quid in January than sack Pardew if we're still in danger Yep.

Great post, based on facts rather than assumptions.

Quite clearly nothing would make Ashley sack Pardew. I think the forum can do without absurd comments like this. Absurd? I'll tell you what's absurd; that Alan Pardew is still the manager of Newcastle United. He's obviously untouchable.

Quite clearly nothing would make Ashley sack Pardew. That's not true at all. He will get sacked at some point. Without a doubt And you base this on? Absolutely nothing suggests it.

Quite clearly nothing would make Ashley sack Pardew.

Can't believe there are still people thinking Pardew will be sacked.

Still think we should decide on a second team to follow. Yes I was being tounge-in-cheek at the time but would be nice to actually want a team to win. How about Udinese, they're black and white and from the North East.

Bruce to be player-manager?

Who the fuck cares, really?

Don't tell me there's not one single lip reader on this board.

Like Christmas when I was a bairn this.

He's a runner. You need runners and jumpers.

Bojan on would be nice.

:lol:

Played off the park by Stoke :lol:

Squidward

Would be mint to see him making a a throat-cutting gesture in the stands tonight.

I always liked Venables actually. He's jurassic though.

Win, lose or draw, Pardew will stay. Wake up lads and lasses.

Think that's spot on, unfortunately. Ashley was clearly taking the piss, mocking this groundless "Pardew's got 2 games to save his job" nonsense the media have fed us with more than once.