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Fantastic so far. Would be mint if they'd alternate between "Hatem Ben Arfa" and "Yanga-Mbiwa" chants.

Was gonna ask if anyone thinks it's The Mag's own doing, but it's not an entity in itself is it? Isn't just a place for different indy writers to publish their stuff? As in The Mag itself doesn't have a defined agenda? It could easily be The Mag, Mark Jensen absolutely hates Pardew. I thought you were involved?

I agree, actually. I have a love-hate relationship with Kinnear. Pardew I just hate.

If I remember correctly, the last time the media said he had two games to save his job the club immediately denied it. Will be interesting to see if they do it this time.

Howay the Saints

Wrong thread?

What about Shaka?

What could he possibly say. "I resign", hopefully.

Söderberg never played for the first team, so yeah that's a bit harsh.

Wouldn't have a problem with Sir Pedro stepping up to be our manager.

Probably something like: Given José Enrique Woody Albert or Colo, can't decide Beye Ginola Speed Lee Solano Shearer Bellamy Subs: Krul Watson Dabizas Robert Beardsley Asprilla Ferdinand

JFK, surely.

Yep Alan Smith should be one of the first names on the team sheet.

Disco Des Hamilton has to be in there.

Mint.

It comes with being a manager at a big club. Pardew is a small club manager though so he's not used to it, can't deal with it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but we've never heard Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger or José Mourinho say anything like that.

Can't stop laughing at this Roy Hodgson vine <iframe class="vine-embed" src=" width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Aye, sounds like bollocks.

I'd be satisfied with pretty much anyone except Joe Kinnear, Dennis Wise and Tony Pulis.

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Aye, that sounds like someone Ashley would go for

Premier League. If Ashley feels we'll get relegated, I think he'll sack him. That's all he's bothered about afterall! The way Ashley looks at it is he's already given him cash to spend over the summer window. He won't wanna bail him out with more cash/signings in January. Instead, he'll want a new manager in to ensure we stay up. Can see it being Pulis or something, but at this moment in time, I'd take anyone with a positive attitude towards the game of football. We won't be relegated though, there are at least 3 teams worse than us. We'll be around 10th-15th come Christmas and that'll be enough for Ashley. Absolute rubbish. Which teams will score fewer goals and concede more? Certainly no more than 3 at best. Well, 16th or 17th is still good enough for the fat man. I'm sorry but what in the whole of 2014 gives you the belief we have enough to avoid relegation? 3 wins in 20 is it? If Pardew stays, with this team, we are swimming in concrete boots. Tim Krul, Janmaat looks a good player, Cabella and De Jong will get up to speed, Aarons looks like he could be the real deal, etc. It won't be exciting or pretty but I suspect we'll avoid the drop.

Premier League. If Ashley feels we'll get relegated, I think he'll sack him. That's all he's bothered about afterall! The way Ashley looks at it is he's already given him cash to spend over the summer window. He won't wanna bail him out with more cash/signings in January. Instead, he'll want a new manager in to ensure we stay up. Can see it being Pulis or something, but at this moment in time, I'd take anyone with a positive attitude towards the game of football. We won't be relegated though, there are at least 3 teams worse than us. We'll be around 10th-15th come Christmas and that'll be enough for Ashley. Absolute rubbish. Which teams will score fewer goals and concede more? Certainly no more than 3 at best. Well, 16th or 17th is still good enough for the fat man.

Wasn't it voted worst city in the UK?

Premier League. If Ashley feels we'll get relegated, I think he'll sack him. That's all he's bothered about afterall! The way Ashley looks at it is he's already given him cash to spend over the summer window. He won't wanna bail him out with more cash/signings in January. Instead, he'll want a new manager in to ensure we stay up. Can see it being Pulis or something, but at this moment in time, I'd take anyone with a positive attitude towards the game of football. We won't be relegated though, there are at least 3 teams worse than us. We'll be around 10th-15th come Christmas and that'll be enough for Ashley.