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He thinks he's gonna get the England job one day, no doubt.

Would be a good signing.

Dream on.

That's bollocks. Half the league is dire. But the other half is better than us. Half of the dire teams look like they train more than us. 18 of 20 teams has scored a goal in the EPL ... wonder how the "shot on target" is for Newcastle compared to the dire teams. 2 shots on target per game so far, we're 17th along with the mackems. Might change after this game, mind.

I seem to remember that Ashley Young was once a good player. Fuck knows what happened.

The Entertainers.

Schumacher...pretty much every German goalkeeper.

If your nickname is "El Loco" you have an automatic place in the team imo. So René Higuita in goal and Bielsa as coach.

Like you wouldn't take him.

Their manager as well. http://www.beinsports.fr/di/library/bein/14/94/montpellier-courbis_219932_MONTPELLIER_COURBIS_121213.jpg?t=-421977926&w=640&h=360&quality=95&cropTo=top

He's already my favourite Newcastle player.

They are the reigning champions, tbf.

Sissoko on the wing then? Oh yeah, and Dummett

"I think that's going to be difficult because we have got a lot of new players, so I am kind of preparing myself for an even start." There it is, just as I prophesied.

Football fans in 'wanting to win', shocker He says it as if trying to win every game is revolutionary We're a strange bunch.

Indeed. Indeed.

That's a scouser looking overjoyed.

Hm, Eriksen or Coutinho...

Fuck. *logs on to Fantasy Football*

Hart Zabaleta Mangala Nastasic Kolarov Nasri Yaya Fernandinho Silva Dzeko Jovetic ?? Mangala is out too. Negredo? In a cast. How long is he out for?

Hart Zabaleta Mangala Nastasic Kolarov Nasri Yaya Fernandinho Silva Dzeko Jovetic ?? Mangala is out too. Negredo?

In Depor news; Bosnian international Haris Medunjanin has signed on a free.

I don't get this reasoning at all. Or is this a joke? Atlético are no bigger than Borussia Dortmund. No but they're obviously a better team at the moment who had more success last season. "Obviously"? Wouldn't say that. Yes they were more succesful last season but BVB have been one of Europe's best for several years.

I don't get this reasoning at all. Or is this a joke? Atlético are no bigger than Borussia Dortmund.